I've just had a listen to the original song and can confirm that her version is incomprehensible, irreverent and indecipherable as the same song.
Hahahahahahahaha I’m HOWLING at this
Why is she so desperate to have a music career specifically? It seems so random.She’s threatening to get the guitar out. Must have finished mastering the piano.
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So speaking as someone who’s been prone to contracting laryngitis(actual confirmed) the last few years every time they get a common cold, Jack’s ‘singing’ voice, length of time she reckons she had it and the fact she managed to be able to speak the whole time just with a ‘sexy’ husky voice is where she gives away her lie. I’m not saying it’s making me “smell a rat” or anything like that, because we all know it’s just more of her pointless, ridiculous lies. Also yes laryngitis isn’t contagious, but you tend to get it from a cold for example and that is. Every time I get it I can’t speak for days except for this painfully forced, back of the throat whisper. You lose your voice it doesn’t just go a bit husky and croaky like a standard sore throat.
She likely wasn’t even ill, but definitely didn’t have laryngitis and has likely never had it, because she can’t even semi convincingly lie about it.
How cringingly pathetic do you have to be to invent an illness you don’t have to give yourself an excuse to sing and humble brag about your awful voice that you so clearly think is great. And now apparently she’s “dusting off a guitar” but you don’t think you can sing Jack? She is the most narcissistic narcissist that ever lived.
I cackled at this
No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. Jack’s laryngitis is the sort that turns your voice into a parody of a diggity dawg Yank. Only specialists can diagnose it.So speaking as someone who’s been prone to contracting laryngitis(actual confirmed) the last few years every time they get a common cold, Jack’s ‘singing’ voice, length of time she reckons she had it and the fact she managed to be able to speak the whole time just with a ‘sexy’ husky voice is where she gives away her lie. I’m not saying it’s making me “smell a rat” or anything like that, because we all know it’s just more of her pointless, ridiculous lies. Also yes laryngitis isn’t contagious, but you tend to get it from a cold for example and that is. Every time I get it I can’t speak for days except for this painfully forced, back of the throat whisper. You lose your voice it doesn’t just go a bit husky and croaky like a standard sore throat.
She likely wasn’t even ill, but definitely didn’t have laryngitis and has likely never had it, because she can’t even semi convincingly lie about it.
How cringingly pathetic do you have to be to invent an illness you don’t have to give yourself an excuse to sing and humble brag about your awful voice that you so clearly think is great. And now apparently she’s “dusting off a guitar” but you don’t think you can sing Jack? She is the most narcissistic narcissist that ever lived.
I'd rather an album of originals than a recipe book as her next product!Oh I can't wait to hear the ~hundreds~ of songs she's written over the last few years. Literally on edge of seat here.
Ah yes… the kind that can only be cured with sage tea…No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. Jack’s laryngitis is the sort that turns your voice into a parody of a diggity dawg Yank. Only specialists can diagnose it.
I just assume like all her stories (and most of the "my kid said the most amazing thing the other day" stories on the internet) these things never actually happened. I hope so, for his sake.I wonder how young that poor kid was when he first had to start worrying about his mother's emotional presentation.
Same. And I just had the thought-‘What if she did this at the Google dinner as an (attention seeking) ‘bit’i’m on my fourth watch fraus and i have actual tears in my eyes
She’s threatening to get the guitar out. Must have finished mastering the piano.
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My fella is on a video call and I just mutley tittered and had to hide under my jumper. Oh god oh god I can't
Oh it certainly did make me smile. Shame smiles don't pay the mortgage as my house would be paid off“I hope this little snippet makes some of you smile” she really thinks she’s gods gift to the poors doesn’t she!!!!