Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

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I was just coming on to say this. After my intial shock I listed again…it’s actually hilarious, especially post canals comments. Listen to it, I implore you, it’s short and she doesn’t even sniff or mention her poverty once.

Who’s bathroom is that and has she got her phone stuck on black and white?
 
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Interrupting my forensic gruking because she has released her “in a bathroom, 2 phones“ singing video. If you listen softly, gently, you can hear the post nasal drip.
 
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Oh my god that 'singing'. My very kind, happy 9 year old just asked me: 'what is that?!' while I was listening. And he never comments on any of the rubbish I watch. JeezO. How long do we think this will stay up?
 
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I lasted 30 seconds before the cringe wave overtook me and I couldn't take anymore.
 
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I actually can't believe this has made me want to go and watch her Landslide rendition as a palate cleanser. It is THAT bad.
 
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I think it's the piglet place. She should be banned from there for life.
 
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The filter is my favourite thing, because it means she recorded it, watched it, then thought, "Hmm something's not quite right. I appear to have been born with no sense of shame need a little hint of sepia - there, PERFECT!"
 
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This is a psychological phenomenon; liars over embroider, provide way too much info not necessarily even consciously. The truth just is. My Harold (who has not yet LEFT) does this when he plans to lie. He’s shit at it. ”I’ll say I can’t go cos I saw a dog and it broke it’s leg (tibia, right back leg)and it had golden eyes and was 2ft 1inch and I had to take it to the vet on the high street at number 6 next to greggs” and I’ll be like, just say you don’t want to go
 
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You absolutely must!! What the fuck has just happened y’all?
Can you identify the song? Wouldn't mind listening to what it's supposed to sound like but simply can't identify it?

*Also insert Sir Matt of the Forearms 'terrible giff' here!
 
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Singing Jack, what an end to the week and Friday treat. Praise Beans.
 
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Oh my gawd. Just opened Twitter on the bus with volume up loud, completely unprepared for her 'outburst'. Whole bus gave me a confused look too.
 
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I know. I’ve actually cracked open a peroni and I’m crying. Singing Jack is my favourite. What is she THINKING? Has she lost her mind?
Surely this has to be something like she met Pete Waterman at Google and he said he can market her or something?
It’s literally beyond words and I’m praying someone has screen recorded in case she deletes
 
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