Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

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True. Often family members help each other out regardless of their political and economic ideologies. What Jackeroo does not seem (refuses?) to understand is that helping your kid with laundry soap, or your tenant with repairs doesn't automatically turn a Landlord into a Marxist-Leninist. Even capitalists and royalists can be nice people and help out other members of society--they can even read books about all kinds of ideologies, set up charities, kiss babies--without fundamentally changing their own ideologies. Being a Landlord is polar opposite of socialism.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT JACK MONROES!
Jesus, Jack must be seething at becoming an internet joke. A very funny one, tho'.
 
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She’s identified the guy as being an alcoholic, we can easily see where he lives and I’m sure the “odd job” thing was on the side as he was on benefit, so well done for outing his potential fraud to 2x pyramid stage at Glastonbury for clout, wacko Jacko
 
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Yes. And she cannot apply her own papa-logic that an MBE landlord might also be a Marxist-Leninist, don't you give me no dogmatic absolutism, to anybody but Big Dave. Which shows a certain lack of metacognition on her part.
 
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Sorry for the awful squiggling but this interaction has been 🤌

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This is baffling. Herr Relish has 'years of military conditioning' so sometimes I pose some of Twitter's wilder military assertions to him as genuine questions. When I asked him if everyone in the Army calls the Queen 'the boss', he looked at me if I was in the grips of some kind of nervous episode.

I'm going to ask him if he wants to wear his medals and wank weep to previous year's Queen's speeches. A completely normal thing to do.
 
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Georgia Church Suppers' greatness was cemented by her follow up "it's a banger" tweet. Outing herself as an utter, utter bullshitter.

The Marxist Leninist Monarchist Landlord is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed.

I'm afraid any residual credibility she might have had has been completely blown to bits. I have seen a number of accounts that previously seemed to give her the benefit of the doubt just outright mock her over this. I get the feeling that nothing she tweets can be taken seriously after this.
 
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Why Jack sad?
We know she's nefarious.

Why jack mad?
We find it hilarious.

I’m going to bed so will you all fuck off and LET ME BREATHE.
 
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Hello Celebrity Squad.

Sorry we can’t send any of our officers over to London this weekend. I know you need extra police, but we have a lot on our hands here.

Since the squig uprising all of our officers are busy monitoring her Twitter mentions and tracking down the trolls.
 
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I think she looks pretty presentable and it shows there’s absolutely no reason why she couldn’t get a job as a receptionists or waitress or as a retail assistant.
maybe being a lazy lying foul mouthed gobshite would rule her out
 
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Haven't they just been on holiday too? How would that work then?
 
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Sorry for shouting, cba to make it bold.
Anyway, fixed it for y’all.
It's been said over and over again in here, and it's what brought me here. I *thought* I was in a similar position to her - middle class, own home....don't want to merail, but ended up on benefits with two young children. I did feel embarrassed to ask my parents for help, but if it was a choice between feeling embarrassed or getting food into them, or paying the rent, I obviously went for asking for help. We're a close family, and it seems like Jack's family are too.

I'm still not well off by any means, and my girls are grown up and independent now. My youngest works as a carer - she loves her job but is really struggling with the cost of living atm. She messages me at the end of every month asking if I think her electricity will last until payday, and I transfer £50 for leccie and food and tell her that I don't need her to pay it back unless she can afford to. (And to her credit, she always pays me back as soon as she gets paid)
 
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Am I imagining things, or did Jack say her mum dropped round bags of food after HH went viral? I swear I read it in a newspaper article.
 
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Popping my head back up from the grunk to ask if any more nightmeat has been had?

( I’m still at the concert bit )

Got myself some nice reduced belly pork… no burgers though. Cheeky as you were!
 
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All joking aside, how could you do that to your Dad? WTF was she thinking?
Everybody is supporting cast in her life. She is the lead, the star, the reason for her world. Other people are bit players so their feelings or privacy only matter in relation to hers.
 
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Comment club squig teaching grandma Jack to suck eggs. This I’m sure is something Jack actually does know about.
She's got a severe respiratory condition (not affected by using Zoflora, vaping, or burning beef candles) caused by years of living in poor housing, so shouldn't take codeine.
 
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