Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

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Congratulations, Jack.

Not only are you subjected to constant mockery on twitter (which is entirely your fault), you've now made your Dad a laughing stock as well. Nicely done.
 
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Congratulations, Jack.

Not only are you subjected to constant mockery on twitter (which is entirely your fault), you've now made your Dad a laughing stock as well. Nicely done.
At least it is a stock she can actually make.
 
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Sorry if these have been pasted before. But probably worth repeating if they have.

 
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If your baby is younger than a jar of pickled radishes you shouldn't be handing it to a honking stranger with her Mediterranean arse trapped in the train doors frantically kicking her legs at any passing shins.
 
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I'm trying to grunk but I can't take anything in as my (puppy?) brain just keeps saying "Rinse the beans of production".
 
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If your baby is younger than a jar of pickled radishes you shouldn't be handing it to a honking stranger with her Mediterranean arse trapped in the train doors frantically kicking her legs at any passing shins.
TBF Jack's pickled radishes are at least 8 and a half years old, so I could see the confusion.
 
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All joking aside, how could you do that to your Dad? WTF was she thinking?
That she’s right and everyone else is wrong? I hope he calls round and wordlessly points at his watch on Jack’s wrist, holds his hand out, takes his watch back and walks away saying nothing.
 
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The thing is. Dave’s own history is what it is, he probably is a royalist, served in fire brigade, fostered lots of kids and has an MBE and genuinely seems like a good guy albeit a bit attention seeking in the press.

Jack has told so many tall tales about him, letting her and SB starve, Marxist/landlord and the cannon nonsense that she has made him seem like a pile of contradictions.

just to be clear here. Jack we aren’t taking the piss out of your dad. This is on you.
 
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Exactly this!

I wonder if the fostering/adopting made her jealous and she fucked off, got pregnant and refused any contact with mama and papa for a while.
I’m fairly sure this is exactly what happened combined with alcohol fuelled narc rage.

the current “my parents are saints”narrative doesn’t really explain why she was a homeless prostitute using foodbanks and near starving her kid for 18months
 
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Sorry for shouting, cba to make it bold.
Anyway, fixed it for y’all.
 
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I think it's so she can snort it up her nose through a straw.
 
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