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Too short goddamn
Never gonna happen, pal.
Twitter is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
I was supposed to be out first thing. STILL IN MY BLOODY PYJAMAS.
Oh canal, what a morning! Youāve all made me 
This squigā¦.
This squigā¦.
This is petty, but she's using "nor" wrong.
It should be "there's room for neither nuance nor anything other than...", or "there isn't room for nuance nor anything other than..."; or she should use "or" instead.
It should be "there's room for neither nuance nor anything other than...", or "there isn't room for nuance nor anything other than..."; or she should use "or" instead.
Can I borrow them? I think I might be a murderer around the edges
Why Jack pissed?
Dad Royalist Marxist
Sheās done a big dirty delete. Too late Jackie
Her handlers are going to be furious.
Changing the subject to this foulness,
but yet more proof, as if proof were even needed, that sheās reading here and pretty up to date. Weāve been discussing her grimness in cuddling other peopleās children and getting her ovaries screaming/shouting really recently.
Sheās done this one for us, ninnies!
*Also, yet another occasion where she inadvertently shows exactly who she is. This is clearly a bleeping lie as IDGAF how small the train toilet is, NOBODY is handing a 6 day old baby over to a stranger on a train while they go off for a few mins. The fact that she thinks this believable enough to tweet to hundreds of thousands of people speaks volumes about her (and her attitude to parenting). Maybe delicious new Beau will think this little tale of ovaries and strange parenting is all hot AF though, Jack?
but yet more proof, as if proof were even needed, that sheās reading here and pretty up to date. Weāve been discussing her grimness in cuddling other peopleās children and getting her ovaries screaming/shouting really recently.
Sheās done this one for us, ninnies!
*Also, yet another occasion where she inadvertently shows exactly who she is. This is clearly a bleeping lie as IDGAF how small the train toilet is, NOBODY is handing a 6 day old baby over to a stranger on a train while they go off for a few mins. The fact that she thinks this believable enough to tweet to hundreds of thousands of people speaks volumes about her (and her attitude to parenting). Maybe delicious new Beau will think this little tale of ovaries and strange parenting is all hot AF though, Jack?
This latest chaos is bleeping epic and Iām here for every bit of it
Surprisingly, when you create 1,300 tweets a month, and youāre a raging narc who shows up to every Twitter fight, people tend to know stuff about you and pay attention. She wants everyone to take every tweet at face value and completely forget everything she said before, and people arenāt as stupid as she thinks.
Anyone not blocked by Jack - have you noticed you canāt avoid her on Twitter? My main account was blocked long ago, but Iāve been logging into a clientās Twitter for work purposes. Even on a boring professional account with nothing to do with Jack, sheās bloody EVERYWHERE. Retweets, suggested tweets by her because someone the account follows is a follower of hersā¦ you really canāt just unfollow.
Anyone not blocked by Jack - have you noticed you canāt avoid her on Twitter? My main account was blocked long ago, but Iāve been logging into a clientās Twitter for work purposes. Even on a boring professional account with nothing to do with Jack, sheās bloody EVERYWHERE. Retweets, suggested tweets by her because someone the account follows is a follower of hersā¦ you really canāt just unfollow.
She knew a fuxking baby would make the empaths she attracts come on and comment.I know Iām way behind but I feel like weāre in for a treat on twitter today, sheās already they/themād a baby and claimed her landlord army vet dad is a marxist and itās not even lunch time
Sly Monroe
Iām so confused by this!!
Of course, SmeggyH. Just donāt do a Big Dave and get over invested. I really donāt want to enable the first Pumble massacre.
You know for a fact that Big D has been on WhatsApp like ādelete that NOWā.
Probate records are public, Jack. Well done for outing one of the vulnerable people your dad makes money off as an alcoholic. Excellent twelve-stepping.
Probate records are public, Jack. Well done for outing one of the vulnerable people your dad makes money off as an alcoholic. Excellent twelve-stepping.
Iām so indescribably happy. Itās like Christmas morning, sitting in your jimjams all morning unwrapping glorious tweets.
Agreed. Nobody is giving a 6 day old baby to anybody on a train. Whatever the size space, whatever else you're carrying, you'd hold the baby to you as if it was your own heart.NOBODY is handing a 6 day old baby over to a stranger on a train while they go off for a few mins. The fact that she thinks this believable enough to tweet to hundreds of thousands of people speaks volumes about her (and her attitude to parenting). Maybe delicious new Beau will think this little tale is all hot AF though, Jack?
The Great Awakening. Itās what Queen Elizabeth (both of them) would have wanted x
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