Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[Nurseali]

I have so much to do today. Haven't moved for the last hour. God damn you Jack.

*this is amazing

 

[Bugger13]

Today is the gift that just keeps giving. Seriously hope the idiots who book Jack are seeing this. She’s a cretin.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Hollaaa]

Can't find the word 'quirk' anywhere in the Wikipedia description of Marxism. Maybe I could borrow Big D's copy of the Communist Manifesto and give it a skim, if Jack's finished with it.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Thread title nomination for Jack Monroe’s da supports Celtic and Rangers

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Can we have "Jack Monroe's da supports Celtic and Rangers" for thread title, I'm hooting.

ETA: Oh I didn't see the bit above the screenshot, ignore me!

 

[Fitnessqueen]

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Lather that boiled soap, rinse those hoops and repeat?

Too long for thread title?

 

[Ooointitot]

Thread title nomination for Jack Monroe’s da supports Celtic and Rangers

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Second Thread title nomination for “you’ve been hanging your family out to dry since hunger hurts”

 

[hooplifehero]

Bootstrapverse Lore

Title nomination for the entire forum

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Bootstrapverse Lore

Honestly, we have more backstory, invented language and supporting characters than Lord of the Rinsed Rings at this point.

 

[jenny2603]

Her reply makes it sound as though Big D has one house. Doesn’t he own more (as in his own house and at least one other property or wasn’t it 3, the magic number?).
Also, if he’s ‘intensely private’, maybe Jack should stop being such a head? Must be embarrassing to have her as a daughter. No wonder he’s a bit confused

He has his own house and inherited one which is rented out. There have been rumours of other properties and holiday homes in Croatia but no receipts so I'm taking them with a pinch of salt until evidence turns up. The other houses the grandfather left went to his wife and Bid Daves siblings with the guest house being sold.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[girl1980]

It's just too much... I need to get some work done

 

[Deeznutslol]

I know I’m way behind but I feel like we’re in for a treat on twitter today, she’s already they/them’d a baby and claimed her landlord army vet dad is a marxist and it’s not even lunch time

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Guessing that means you deleted that Tweet then yeah, babes?

 

[itsnotmereally]

Merail… It’s a family members funeral today. I’d like to say thankspaceyou to Jack for her thoughtful thoughtlessness distracting me from the events.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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WOMP there it is!

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[hooplifehero]

I'm torn between playing 'Glorious' by the Breeders and Radiohead's 'Just': YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF, YOU DO

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Of course, Lenin was famously a massive fan of nuance over dogmatic absolutism.

 

[Dogmuck]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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tit! She probably should have done that “taps watch” 2 hours ago.

This is the best day - love it when her stupidity hangs her.

please can someone (who knows how) archive that “multifaceted human being” tweet cos I’m sure as tit she’s going to delete it.

Damn my lottery numbers are coming in tonight kids. Champagne and owls all round