I know, I couldn't believe it when she suddenly pipes up that she's on a train with someone else's baby (?!?) and her ovaries are making a noise. I really, really don't think the noise is coming from her ovaries- try your arse Jack, I've seen what you eat and I'm fairly sure it's the problem here.
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Mr Sloppy A: Why are you looking so happy?
Sloppy A: Jack Monroe is getting communism wrong on my internet hate forum.
I think he’s just relieved I’ve stopped making him listen to murder adjacent audiobooks before we go to sleep tbf.
Sloppy A: Jack Monroe is getting communism wrong on my internet hate forum.
I think he’s just relieved I’ve stopped making him listen to murder adjacent audiobooks before we go to sleep tbf.
Today has killed me off
Your Dad sounds great. Does he have a tip jar?
Stick a pickle fork in my stuffing dumplings. I AM DECEASED.
I am deceased. Send coffinos. That last comment asking if Big Dave has a tip jar is
You’re lucky you can pay your bills. Just the sound of the letterbox going gives me PTSD. Oh sorry, I meant CPTSD. I start howling and clawing at the floor. Send PayPalos.
DYING here. This was a response to her original tweet about Charles and the pen, but it fits so, so much more beautifully as a response to her Marxist Leninist Queen’s speech saluting dad tweet. It’s like a “tit or get off the pot one way or another, Big D”
“It’s like a subscription to JackazonPrime+”
Send coffinos, I am done
Also prob too late but excellent Thread Title nom there.
I'm going to be posting on this thread from the afterlife, I'm 
Happy to shoot the Royal family and create a poliburo make a new thread so we can keep the momentum of chaos. Hold tight for the revolution.
And the furore about the big gun on platty jubes has only just died down, your swanky new pad could vanish if you keep this up
Omg when these Marxist tweeters put HH / HH2 together with the fact her dad is minted it’s gonna be all our Christmases coming at once, soz work sweeties you’re gonna have to wait x
JackazonPrime+!
I dieeeeeeeeee
I dieeeeeeeeee
Prince Andrew is her favorite.
Yes. We love a canal watchalong
Don't mind me just immortalising thisShe got a mention in the Express this morning.
GB News discuss online backlash King Charles has received
On Tuesday, video footage of King Charles appeared online during his visit to Belfast, Northern Ireland in which the royal can be seen saying "Oh god, I hate this!" after a fountain pen appears to leak on him.www.express.co.uk
King Charles defended after he receives ‘totally preposterous’ backla…
archived 14 Sep 2022 11:11:47 UTC
And that seems to be precisely what is happening!
Also my fav-she has really poked sleeping Twitter with a stick with all this!‘All the medals clapped’deceased
She's being dragged in the QTs, as per Rialto.
(All different squigs, just haven't colour coded as I'm BUSY)
(All different squigs, just haven't colour coded as I'm BUSY)
She's not getting much in the way of proper work gigs lately. What she does get she bigs up and makes it sound important, then it turns out yet again it's something insignificant, like a talk for people noone has heard of, accepting awards that noone has heard of etc. The mainstream articles and TV spots seem to have dried up.
It is bizarre when it is laid out like that. Big Dave is on the phone for hours to vulnerable tenants and only takes the bare minimum rent off them
but seemingly won't bung a bottle of Herbal Essences his daughter's way. Even though she writes about it so movingly. And they live round the corner. (All makes sense now the visit from her parents to her garden a few weeks ago. When she declared how much she loved them. One of Dave's vulnerable tenants moving out and Jack has got their ground floor garden flat).
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