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No you can’t.
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No you can’t.
No you can't, Jack. Help yourself first with some basic ...you know what, never mind. You'll never get around to it anyway. Go smell, pal.
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The algorithm has Jack figured out
The algorithm has Jack figured out
I love how stuffing-in-soup Jack is a thingOh good, stuffing-in-soup Jack is back
Tbf she can empathise. I’m sure if Charles on a visit one day told a disabled man to go the duck outside and touch the grass he too might have some questions to answer.
HE LITERALLY CANT BREATHE.
Same as poor Jack.
HE LITERALLY CANT BREATHE.
Same as poor Jack.
Helena films self making a dish "off the internet". Films OH threatening to leave and dog casually hiding its bowl. Nobody claims trolling, abuse or harassment as that would entail owning up to being the author of said recipe.
I am deceased.
Glad to be of serviceI am deceased.
I'm off to join this nutter, sweet dreams all xAttachments
They're really not so different. He's just lost his mother and now has to shoulder the responsibility of becoming head of state, she has to wash her bits in cold water and had two friends in ICU for an hour the other day. LET HER BREATHE, FOR duck'S SAKE.
I just re read that Guardian article from a couple of years ago where she talks about her twitter addiction and having 9 accounts. Anyway this sentence stood out.
It seems so patronising and rude. Why would a music class with people with learning disabilities be 'bonkers'? And implying completely unfocused noise?
Ugh.
It seems so patronising and rude. Why would a music class with people with learning disabilities be 'bonkers'? And implying completely unfocused noise?
Ugh.
As always an ill-informed and utterly ignorant take on a situation she knows duck all about.
She is VILE.
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Are you poor? It’s because you’re working class.
Are you autistic? Ooh you must be ever so literal.
Do you have learning difficulties? Here’s a tambourine you gibbering idiot.
Hello I’m Ignorant Stereotyping Jack and I’m your expert for all seasons. Night night fabulous ninnies.
No you can't
Imagine you are suicidal and your sponsor gives you some tit cliché advice that sounds like something from a tumblr post. I'm surprised Jack didn't reply with a story about herself and make out her alcohol addiction was much worsee. Her reply just seems so selfish and lazy. Id dislike her to be my sponsor, a self serving narcissist who talks the talk but can't walk the walkAnother day, another
Well on Twitter she snipped and she sniped and her followers went downView attachment 1574364
As usual, a (delete as appropriate)Jaccident/convenient sudden illness happened right before her work events
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But she powered through with one of her disgusting concoctions taking the credit. Recipe incoming, she threatens!
One squig recommended a litre of hot slimy onion juice and we all heaved and hooted.
Before bed she's had herself a little nighttweet
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This means she's either:
A) taken a private message she sent to someone from AA, which the recipient hasn't even seen yet and splashed it all over the internet within 2 minutes of sending it
B) been texting herself on her two phones pretending to have friends.
I'll let you decide which of the equally depressing options you want to go with.
How can you advocate for people having fair wages and benefits when the majority of her patreon supporters are on PIP. Why is she accepting their money. Why can she possibly not go back to call handling, she's not an A lister and she's had her time. It just screams entitled attention seeking narcissist
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'Give it a rest Jack for Christ's sake' for thread title 
Lol @ burger shaming. 
Re: the NHS session, assuming it was online and not in a packed hall?Sorry to jump ahead, been busy at a footy matchbut who is she trying to kid with this whole laryngitis schtick!?
Only just got her voice back to a husk today and it being deeper than it ever got on 't' but gave a speech to '3000 NHS staff' only yesterday when it would have been worse?? I haven't checked for a bit but assume still no evidence that her voice is damaged, anyone manage to hear her NHS talk? She is a pathological liar and a little drama queen.
Aah sorry for the rant and if it has been discussed in detail, I haven't checked for any chaos in the last hour
In which case why does the size of the audience matter? She’d have been sitting at home to deliver her presentation, talking at the same volume as she would have if there was 1 person on the call. Im not sure that having 3k people on a call would change this. Pointless information. Also can anyone say which platform can facilitate 3k people? I thought zoom webinars were max 1k?
Jack seems very much to be getting an absolute hammering on the bird app the last couple of days!
S'ok king Charles, Jack has been facing awkward questions and backlash on Twitter - she knows what you're going through. It's totally the same.
Morning beautiful, mendacious Ninnies
Morning beautiful, mendacious Ninnies
Bloody hell. Its nasty!
Excellent cooks don't usually make food that makes people want to cry. Just sayin!
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Apols if this has already been answered as I’m doing my morning grunk. It’s just a live real time count so it might spike one second aa Jack gets new followers. But then existing followers are also dropping like flies so it’s a constant up and down at the moment. But on the whole, even with new followers she is losing overall becausea lot of people are finally cottoning on to what we’ve known for years.
Morning made already
Stickler for facts
Comparing her respiratory difficulties to the Kings
Paxo dumplings
Grift that keeps grifting.
Stickler for facts
Comparing her respiratory difficulties to the Kings
Paxo dumplings
Grift that keeps grifting.
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