Not just stuffing balls, but raw uncooked stuffing balls
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The receipts are out there floating around on Twitter. Donāt be disheartened dear heart! A couple of weeks ago, there would have been thousands shouting them down. Now the FMs arenāt chasing. Her little insect friend has been ignoring her too
Jack: "I actually met Henry VIII a few times in a past life. My suckling pig, prune and fish head stew was a particular favourite at his infamous banquets (recipe coming soon!). I would have been #7 but that's a story for another day."
I'm not a royalist but in general I don't have anything in particular against any particular member of the royal family, unless they're an obvious wrong 'un like Prince Andrew or something. I do roll my eyes a bit at claims about how hard they work when they've got a huge staff round them taking care of everything. That said if part of their duties is spending time with Jack, then I take it all back. Yes they're very well paid but Jack? There isn't enough money in the world. I bet Charles got right grumpy about a "lingering honk" that day.Hold the iPhone! She's met the King too!
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Edit 2: Now I'm wondering what he could have done since their last meeting for her to want to throw a pie at him
This is giving me flashbacks to my granās Christmas chipolatas. She cooked them inside the turkey so they always came out looking like infant dicks. *shudder*Not just stuffing balls, but raw uncooked stuffing balls
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She has a weird obsession with packet sage and onion stuffing. Itās one of those foods I quite like because I grew up eating it, but I donāt think itās objectively good. Iād put it in a category with stuff like angel delight, tuc biscuits and findus crispy pancakes, things I eat occasionally because of nostalgia but I would never inflict on other people.
She really does not know which side of the fence to sit does she? This is when she usually ends up pissing off both sides, in her efforts to please bothHold the iPhone! She's met the King too!
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.Amazing. Jack knows about the 'very generous' redundancy packages before the staff do. The term was 'enhanced' - so above the very low statutory minimum.
Apologist Jack is a dim-witted know-nothing.
On the fence Jack is the best Jack. It always ends up backfiring on her.She really does not know which side of the fence to sit does she? This is when she usually ends up pissing off both sides, in her efforts to please both
She's been interacting with Molly this morning which will hopefully bring Molly to the attention of her many followers.
Anyway lads it's Wednesday. She allegedly has a talk today. "Google" maybe?
For anyone not on Twitter, she did indeed get a refund from Amazon for the Jack books she bought and has even shared the screengrabs of the chat where they agreed to it. Hopefully others will do the same, canāt see Amazon continuing to platform an author everyone wants refunds for.
Very pleasing to see Jack Monroe AKA Bootstrapcook followers on a steady decline. She's currently sitting at 571,116.
+43 follows yesterday, probs desperate to add to her "Comments Club"
+43 follows yesterday, probs desperate to add to her "Comments Club"
This should be archived for when she realises sheās a liar and deletes it.Hold the iPhone! She's met the King too!
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Edit 2: Now I'm wondering what he could have done since their last meeting for her to want to throw a pie at him
Does Jack not understand that she's only fuelling the fire, here? If she did actually shut up, stopped giving opinions no one asked for, about subjects she doesn't understand, and stopped bread-crumbing Burger Boy, then the Twitter backlash would naturally die down.
She's her own worse enemy and she's a dull one to boot.
She's her own worse enemy and she's a dull one to boot.
Trade Union supporter Jack has been replaced by redundancy apologist Jack? This was a flex I was not expecting
I actually canāt get over the redundancy tweets. Absolutely showing her for who she is and how empty those ājoin a Unionā tweets are.
Sounds like an M&S ad gone wrong.Not just stuffing balls, but raw uncooked stuffing balls
Of COURSE youāve met him Jack.Hold the iPhone! She's met the King too!
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Edit 2: Now I'm wondering what he could have done since their last meeting for her to want to throw a pie at him
And someone murmuring āear hellearā in your general direction, sausage fingering your palm for 0.5 of a second then passing down the line and instantly dismissing you from their mind forever would absolutely be enough to gain a forensic insight into how they treat their staff, you gaping melt.
Jack Monroe š³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāš on Twitter: "@Rendel_Harris Iāve met him a cā¦
archived 14 Sep 2022 07:34:24 UTC
Archived tweet: Jack claims she met King Charles (twice) 14/09/2022, key words: 14th September, monarchy, republican, lying liar who lies
There's nothing wrong with it when it's used as intended. Putting it in a soup, or blending it up with spam, or whatever the hell else Jack does with it, goes so far beyond that.
Yet more proof Jack is reading Tattle in real time. It was only few posts ago that a Tattle member mentioned that matzo is ground up matzo crackers.
"I am reliably informed" = "I read it on tattle and added the bit about Jacobs or Ritz to make it seem like I didn't"
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