Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

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FrankReagan

I’ve softly, gently, forensically done a thing x


NB. Yes it’s all £20. Yes it’s all from Asda. Send cashos not questions.

 
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Mr Krabs

jordishaw said:
I suspect that a lot of recent chaos has been directed at people who are actually close to Jack, and possibly connected to the 'oldest friend' with whom Jack is softly, gently falling in love.
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Softly, gently getting pounded for six hours on a sofa paid for by Katie Hopkins’ cash.

I’ve said similar in the past. Yeah I think she had a certain appeal to older lesbians in the past as a baby dyke. I know some of my mates would have fancied the pleather pants off of her and probably put up with a LOT of her shit. I’ve know a few couples with the Jack/Leggy dynamic. While she’s still objectively attractive I think her options in the lesbian dating scene would be a lot more limited now and probably not acceptable to her. But in terms of men, she probably thinks she can still snare a reasonably well-off connected one and get a baby in her as a bonus.

But there are two problems with her plan.
1. 35 is by no means old, but at this point most people bring something more to the table than a bowl of slop. Whether you’re dating women or men, it’s unlikely to be all about looks at this point and I can think of nothing positive she’d bring to a relationship.
2. Men can smell desperation a mile off and also have a much, much lower tolerance for bullshit. As we saw with Old Harold, men are more likely to respond to narc nonsense by disengaging, while Jack is used to her female partners scooping her up and trying to save her when she plays up.
 
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Candytuft

Jennynumbers oh yes, I thought about that. Another thought was Jack being knocked up whilst being vulnerable. Taken advantage of waah ! Send cashos for baby whose no fault it was to be conceived, etc.
There's lots of mileage in that scenario. Attention and money.
 
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Swisspea

If the squigs think the issues of concern relate to a pastry crust then I can only think that they haven’t read any of the said blogs.
 
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Fitnessqueen

Husband dropped his son off at uni yesterday and they visited Asda (we don't have a local one). He spent ages last night waxing lyrical about how cheap it was while I sat there giving him the side-eye.
 
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jenny2603



Oh squig, if Jack Monroe was in my kitchen menacing me with five courses I would never run out of things to moan about though I'd probably prioritse shooing her out with my big garden brush and safely and responsibly disposing of any slops. I garden for wildlife and there are a lot of birdos and animalos who could be harmed by carelessly tossed slop.
 
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sioc

5 courses! Honestly can you imagine. Cruel and unusual punishment by any standards

Send in the UN'os
 
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Smeghead

 
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Mr Krabs

Jack could definitely be arsed making five courses. She does it all the time when she’s got a tableful of her friends and family round for another lovely gathering in her cosy home. Can you see the food? Err no. If was all gobbled up and every crumb taken home in doggy bags.
 
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Eurgh

sioc said:
5 courses! Honestly can you imagine. Cruel and unusual punishment by any standards

Send in the UN'os
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I’d insist on that Gorgonzola and desecrated grape semi-fredo for at least two of the courses.
 
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ChastityDingle

Exaaaaaaaaaaactly!

In no universe ever, apart from hers, would it make sense to start moving bedrooms when there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to do so. Especially when it involves a child - that's if it does, of course, who knows.

Didn't she show a huge shed a while back that would more than amply accommodate all this staging or whatever the feck she calls it.

 
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Onestorytoomany

Because in that scenario, when he isnt there she wont have a room. This way, once hes out the door she will have her room back to herself. Its a tragic tale.
 
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Just Lou

Filed under "This didn't happen". In Asda yellow sticker items are in two places: one corner of the fruit and veg section and one corner of the chilled section. And usually after 5pm. At least in my local Asda anyway. I'm certain no one is walking around looking confused about where yellow stickered items are. And how do you know why someone looks confused? It could just be (like in my local Asda) they've changed the layout again so lots of things have moved around.
 
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