Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Do you think the schools have to pay her to leave?

 

[LucyPeach]

FFS @LucyPeach! My eyes my eyes! I was *literally* just starting to block out the cat-astrophic video and now this!

Loving the cat-astrophic pun.

 

[Figmentofimagination]

Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Mm yes such a toss up for school children - Jack Monroe visiting or David Walliams. Mm that is a puzzler.

I’d love to know which school was even able to bung £25,000 to DW, if that ever happened of course , seeing as our state schools are on their knees financially.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

How could a school possibly pay £25k for an author visit?! That sounds like complete crap.

That was my thought too

I don’t see even fee paying schools paying £25K for that it adds no value other than JM getting to rant and pose as the saviour who does the same for free

 

[Harrybosch]

And just when we thought 3-day threads would become the norm.
Tattlers, Hausfrauen, triangulators, when will we ever learn?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Too much hoover talk makes Jack a needy girl...

 

[Oxford_Girl]

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Pot. Kettle. Black.

complete lack of self awareness

 

[help i need some help!]

FFS she boils my piss!! My not very into reading son loves the DW books, so I totally encourage it. He’s 10, so he can read for escapism and I’ll talk to him about social issues and current affairs. There’s something more behind this, she’s gone full guns blazing into DW, who is a big name. I reckon it’s purely for attention as I imagine DW has a large loyal following.

She's not tagged him though - as far as I can see.

 

[Harrybosch]

I’d love to know which school was even able to bung £25,000 to DW, if that ever happened of course , seeing as our state schools are on their knees financially.

I can't stand DW but I refuse to believe he charges for school visits. My kid's school has regular author visits. They have no money and have never asked for parents' contributions. If true, this would have been in the press by now, because millionaire charging poor kids is a story.

 

[panda_eyes]

Too much hoover talk makes Jack a needy girl...

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Breakdance Badass]

How could a school possibly pay £25k for an author visit?! That sounds like complete crap.

Absolute shite. Our school is struggling to cobble together £500 for an outdoor stage. She’s a bloody hole

 

[Motherwellgirl]

The actual state of this. This is really beyond the pale. I hope she has her court outfit sorted the absolute moon howler.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

complete lack of self awareness

As usual. I’m off

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Oh what a ghastly display this evening. We’re definitely going to get a children’s book series, aren’t we (in which the main character is vegan until chapter three).

 

[Limetree]

Jack would NEVER take the opportunity to hustle!! NEVER!! The very actual bleeping idea!!!

(Guys, tip jar is on the counter, ta)

 

[GrunkaLunka]

That's her publisher I think.

"at least we won't tit on anyone on the way." she says, immediately after taking a huge dump all over David Walliams on Twitter.

 

[bananasplit88]

Why is Jack visiting schools anyway (if that even happened)? To share her Walter Mitty tales?

 

[MrsOgre]