Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

[skronkywildcat]

Mmm-hmm ... and we never tagged her here but she came anyway. Also it’s so disingenuous to suggest that he won’t hear about the famous twitter person going off about him. Doubt he would care/react anyway.

 

[TitsMcGee]

I hope DW is tagged in this; I don’t think he’d hold back on giving her his opinion!

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Too much hoover talk makes Jack a needy girl...

Well, JM I’m bringing it back to hoovers....

You dirty bunch of influencers, I just bloody ordered the QVC Shark mentioned here. I’ve had a crap Dyson (would NEVER buy another for political reasons) for years and needed replaced. I’m soooo excited!

 

[Chocolate girl]

I’ve no idea if this is really true about Walliams charging but she has to shoehorn in that she gives FREE visits to schools .

All hail St Jack

If I got a letter home saying my kids schools were having a visit from Jack Monroe, their schools would definately be getting a sick call the day that was happening.

Imagine all those kids sat there being guilt tripped into feeling like tit by Jack because they dared to have decent breakfasts and lightbulbs in their houses.

 

[Silver Linings]

Oh dear, oh dear. She’d better open up her bureau, spritz some perfume on some paper, dip her quill in some ink and get a start on one of her patented apology letters. Of all the people to go after! He’s problematic, for sure, but he gets kids to read and the boy in the dress’ tv adaptation made this cynic cry.

I hope he goes for her, bleeping hypocrite. #befuckingkind

 

[Badlyplatedflapjacks]

I really really really really really want DW to come back with some absolute shade.

OR I want him to ignore her completely.

Can't decide which!

 

[Limetree]

She’s gone on one again, hasn’t she.

I actually now believe this is an illness or personality disorder rather than calculated and deliberate. There will be chest beating and clothes rending regret and apologies and mass deletions coming up next. Jeez.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I'm no David Walliams fan but he didn't change his name for 'lolz' but for Equity reasons I thought? There was another David Williams. And so bloody what #bekind Jack (Melissa).
I have got a horrible feeling she is planning a series of children's books featuring Pretzel - the little kitten who found a loving home with a quirky maverick owner. They both confronted their disabilities together and in doing so became better people/kittens.

If she wasn't, she is now! (Hi Jack!)

 

[panda_eyes]

If I got a letter home saying my kids schools were having a visit from Jack Monroe, their schools would definately be getting a sick call the day that was happening.

Imagine all those kids sat there being guilt tripped into feeling like tit by Jack because they dared to have decent breakfasts and lightbulbs in their houses.

Don't forget she'd tell them how nervous she was and they'd all have to say "oh Jack, you're doing such a great job! Don't worry hun!"

 

[Silver Linings]

Why is Jack visiting schools anyway (if that even happened)? To share her Walter Mitty tales?

She’s on the GCSE curriculum, don’t you know? She never mentions it.

 

[Harrybosch]

If I got a letter home saying my kids schools were having a visit from Jack Monroe, their schools would definately be getting a sick call the day that was happening.

Imagine all those kids sat there being guilt tripped into feeling like tit by Jack because they dared to have decent breakfasts and lightbulbs in their houses.

bleeping capitalists with lightbulbs. And did any of them have rainbow coloured breakfast bowls? Don't think so. Thank god jack's here to teach the kids a thing or two.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Have you seen how many comments there are? It’s really sad that the most engagement she gets is when she’s throwing someone under the bus. Typically a white middle class man with money.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

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I hope someone alerts DW to this .

 

[antisocialmedia]

complete lack of self awareness

Narcissists gonna narc

 

[Pollypops]

How could a school possibly pay £25k for an author visit?! That sounds like complete crap.

Was just about to say that - total bullshit but Jack won’t let the truth get in the way of a good story will she?!

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s mentioning alt accounts a lot. Freudian, per chance?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

As usual. I’m off

Sums my feelings up completely. * looks forward to the start of thread 40 in the morning

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Oh dear, oh dear. She’d better open up her bureau, spritz some perfume on some paper, dip her quill in some ink and get a start on one of her patented apology letters. Of all the people to go after! He’s problematic, for sure, but he gets kids to read and the boy in the dress’ tv adaptation made this cynic cry.

I hope he goes for her, bleeping hypocrite. #befuckingkind

I cried at that too and the Midnight Gang

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Is she bored of the kitten already?

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

Am well behind guys, but just popping on to say thank you to whoever recommended the Nigella frozen pea and chicken tray bake many threads ago. Had it tonight and it was delicious. I must admit to not being fully on board when I was dousing the peas in Vermouth, but I needn’t have worried. It was very good. Right, back to a little grunkaing before bed.