Jack is obsessed with Tattle! It is hilarious! She must have one of her phones ("they're in a different room") permanently connected!
Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon
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Quite.
Hmm it’s called fiction, Jack. Fiction. Like the great big story that is your life.
Oh I’ve got it. She’s found her new niche for her next book. She’s going to start writing children’s books. Making sure all the characters are politically correct and left wing leaning. You heard it here first
Come to Tattle mate, we've got all her latest fiction right here.
Will I am, will be next as he changed his name for the fun of it. Wonder why she doesn't like it when people change their names. Kettle, pot much??
She's such a boring fucker, little party pooperOh I’ve got it. She’s found her new niche for her next book. She’s going to start writing children’s books. Making sure all the characters are politically correct and left wing leaning. You heard it here first
Is she going to start on Stephen King next?
Why’s she tweeting like this is brand new information though. There’s been posts about this for years on Mumsnet.
She’s jealous. She could only dream of selling 37 million copies of her books. Although in Jack’s world, that would only translate to £2.94 in royalties 
But she's not. They'll say that they are but their actions will be anything but.Oh I’ve got it. She’s found her new niche for her next book. She’s going to start writing children’s books. Making sure all the characters are politically correct and left wing leaning. You heard it here first
"Does he not have any new material?" She asks, immediately after dragging out the poverty tale for another airing.
She seriously hasn’t got the hang of this book club malarkey. I prescribe watching Richard and Judy’s lockdown book club, to see how it should be done.
She’ll start on Roald Dahl next. If we’re honest, there’s a minefield there (plus DW’s inspiration I’m sure )
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Err, I think it’s called, setting the scene! Living in poverty- my arse!
She's breaching copyright, someone needs to tag the publishers and DW.
In her op is she basically saying sb has to buy his own books?
Who had 2 days in the “How long will nice Twitter Jack last” sweepstake?
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