Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

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Tabitha D

TriviaNewtonJohn said:
How could a school possibly pay £25k for an author visit?! That sounds like complete crap.
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I just can’t see how any school could justify this, budget wise. Sums like that don’t get spent without a whole lot of people having to sign off on it.
But yeah this random has a friend who’s a teacher, so he knows, right.
 
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Silver Linings

So, projects she’s ‘on’ -

Meal ideas for £15
Kids books

Things to keep our eyes peeled for -

Sideboard pics reason
Article about trollllzz
Book she’s stitched together behind the scenes feat. BAME authors.

more?
 
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veryfondoftea

Silver Linings said:
So, projects she’s ‘on’ -

Meal ideas for £15
Kids books

Things to keep our eyes peeled for -

Sideboard pics reason
Article about trollllzz
Book she’s stitched together behind the scenes feat. BAME authors.

more?
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Don’t forget recipes for ouchy mouths
 
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Aquamarina

Oh god! I wonder what her latest excuse for this ‘Oops, I did a chaos’ episode will be? She’d better not blame it on her (alleged) autism or ADHD. If the shit hits the fan and Walliams decides to sue, that excuse won’t wash in a court of law.She seems determined to ruin the little career that she has at the moment.
 
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ChickenPorridge

Guys..I'm scared. Something about this seems truly deranged. I also agree with those of you who have pointed it out, would be very surprised if DW replied. He's recently apologised publicly for the Little Britain stuff, I'm not sure Z list celeb Jack Monroe from a few eps of Daily Kitchen is gonna single handedly wring another apology out of him for his books
 
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Switchstreetz

MarmiteExtract said:
Same here! Can you imagine the response to any author queries?!

https://giphy.com/764CvD7DiyM3m
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I wonder how long till she's self publishing...


Imagine being poor Mrs J. No amount of money would be worth it you'd remind her to "be kind" leave her with an open word doc and a hot chocolate and go off to bed, ready to wake up early for your job.

You awake to the inevitable twitter storm and 30 missed calls from lawyers. The bathroom is now a recording studio with a cooking set https://giphy.com/zPOErRpLtHWbm
 
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Motherwellgirl

She’s losing followers. Can’t think why!

I’m not the biggest fan of Walliams but he’s got talent. She’s just got a big gob and a huge ego.
 
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peperomia

Silver Linings said:
So, projects she’s ‘on’ -

Meal ideas for £15
Kids books

Things to keep our eyes peeled for -

Sideboard pics reason
Article about trollllzz
Book she’s stitched together behind the scenes feat. BAME authors.
more?
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Her disability centric cooking show
I for one cannot wait to finally be shown some real lemon triangulating skillz
 
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HarderFaster

I can safely say that my ADD (admittedly, missing the H, dunno if that's important?) has never prompted me to accuse a major figure in my industry of drug use and/or plagiarism.
 
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Silver Linings

My stupid (maverick ) brain is picturing her running her bath and scrolling through what she’s done and I feel physically tummy swooping sick with dread for her.
 
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panda_eyes

Does that mean.... it's Jack who will be planning court outfits and not us?
 
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BorisWelsh

I’m so so SO F**king happy! She’s signing her own career suicide note.
Jack, stop. NO SHANT
 
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