Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

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Is it a full moon again? Jack sincerely (ha!) apologising is very strange...was this the person who mentioned the L word at her?
 
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I don't know where this is going to land, as I'm about 20 pages back (just reading the notebook recipes from hell), but -

Surely this is performance art!
 
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It’s the Laurie pics from a while ago. She said she didn’t care about the number because it was a work phone. She knows it’s there. I think she was hoping to record abuse, cops in, the whole circus tbh. Failed miserably, nobody cared
She’s really hoping someone will text her and tell her she should have kept her legs shut.
 
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It’s the Laurie pics from a while ago. She said she didn’t care about the number because it was a work phone. She knows it’s there. I think she was hoping to record abuse, cops in, the whole circus tbh. Failed miserably, nobody cared
Are we even sure it's her number? I don't think the dog lives with her full time, so it seems reasonable that the number is the primary care-giver's phone - SB's dad's number?
 
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Jack also refers to herself as a journalist and is referred to as a journalist which I find hugely offensive as someone adjacent to three journalists.
 
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Are we even sure it's her number? I don't think the dog lives with her full time, so it seems reasonable that the number is the primary care-giver's phone - SB's dad's number?
I think it could be Jacks number even if Content is staying with SBs dad. Remember SBs dad works full time whilst Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow and has cashos sent to her by gullible people. If Content went missing and was found it would likely make more sense to drop her off at Jacks rather than potentially drag SBs dad away from work. It's risky but surely not even Jack could fuck up a dog, if she was just minding her for a few hours.
 
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Grunking again but this sounds amazing!!
 
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I'd forgive all the griftin' if she walked around Southend dressed as a can of spaghetti hoops, with that earnest expression on her face.
 
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Oh my gosh, you can get big tubs of that yellow allioli. They only do the small tubs in Morrisons and it’s never in stock. I’m moving to whatever part of Spain this is.
I would give my life for that aioli. Does anyone recall there used to be an orange tub one too? I think it was chilli or paprika? It was so good.
the only place near me that sells this now is the big Home Bargain/BM Bargain and even at that it isn’t there all the time.
 
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Can I send Jack a cease and desist from one cooking and two trying to be a sarky twat on twitter..she's fucking useless at both
 
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I can't speak for the rest of the canal but my brain automatically censors the word prune now as a protective mechanism.
 
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Do we think she’s so unnecessarily aggressive to everyone because she’s hungry?
 
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