Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her

[Orphan_Black]

Has anyone asked LOJ to try on the glove from the trial? Given he is a bit more slender it might fit.

Jack is busy trying to revive the glove.

It's not a dead bird, love, it's important evidence.

 

[Slop n slide]

Has anyone asked LOJ to try on the glove from the trial? Given he is a bit more slender it might fit.

Too short

 

[Mr Krabs]

Who is this Owen Jones? Is he related to Little Owen Jones?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Actually he did, Hotesy. He killed a Black man before he started up the Spahn ranch thing. I believe he spent a little time in jail for it but it was before the Family stuff.

See how easy it can be to get it wrong. Owen Jones NO COMMENT!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I've pondered this that for a while as tiktok is full of grifters. I reckon she hasn't, despite having a tiktok account with a few hundred followers, is a) she's too lazy to create any type of content b) she knows she's missed the tiktok wave as her other SM accounts are tumble weed and it would take ages to build a meaningful following c) she knows people will see through her very quickly.

It's c, definitely c. Idiots on tiktok would gift her to sit in bed doing nothing all day but then she couldn't pretend to be a single mum working 100 hour weeks.

 

[FrankReagan]

Has anyone asked LOJ to try on the glove from the trial? Given he is a bit more slender it might fit.

He’s been practicing, to be fair.

 

[jenny2603]

See how easy it can be to get it wrong. Owen Jones NO COMMENT!

A valuable and timely lesson for us all about jumping to conclusions.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

It’s been bothering me for weeks trying to remember what the Slop reminds me of. Been itching away at my brain. Anyway, I’m rewatching GoT, just got to S7 Ep1.

You’re welcome, duck off you tits x

Spoiler: “seriously, don’t open”

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Does anyone else think this thread reads like a Lemmony snicket story, currently reading a series of unfortunate events with my kids and everyday now i see words, like if you think this has a happy ending you're wrong, dont look now, perhaps read something about a happy little elf. I mean at first i thought it was coindental but now...

I dunno.

 

[Niceaspye]

Who is this Owen Jones? Is he related to Little Owen Jones?

Talcolm X

 

[HotesTilaire]

Bottled Lemonroe Snicket: a series of unfortunate slopvents.

 

[ScamSandwich]

She’s like the British Museum.

I am literally dying
Now duck off x

 

[Elastoblast]

Jack really needs to do proper therapy, not whatever this ridiculous prize bingo is. That's a hoop and and a teddy bear she's won at therapy, now. Where is she finding these bizarre and apparently inadequate therapy courses?

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"I got the seal for having the biggest smile in Therapy and the gorilla was for not ripping a radiator off a wall even though I was very cross"

It's really strange. I've just started year two of my counselling diploma and I can't see gift giving or selecting the most unusual and inappropriate "graduation " gifts for clients, anywhere on the timetable. Must have booked the wrong course

 

[threetintender]

Charles Manson was a tiny tiny man too. Just saying.

Literally confirming this, without any risk of my horrible uncle who emigrated to US actually arrested Manson in the 60’s, for burglary, said he was ‘a puny little sh*t’. I think he dined out on that arrest (no charges brought and he was let go to do what he did) for the rest of his life

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Does anyone else think this thread reads like a Lemmony snicket story, currently reading a series of unfortunate events with my kids and everyday now i see words, like if you think this has a happy ending you're wrong, dont look now, perhaps read something about a happy little elf. I mean at first i thought it was coindental but now...

I dunno.

“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats it was cooked by Jack."

 

[daisymay30]

I think squiggs have got mixed up with ironing hair to straighten it. Whether that's hair on ones head (like we did in the olden days) or the hair gathered to make firelighters remains to be seen.

Anyone familiar with the radio sitcom Cabin Pressure will know that Douglas successfully ironed his bacon with a travel iron

 

[emeraldopal]

Cooking with an Iron is the live stream we need.

Why you cryin'?
Jack cook with iron

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It’s been bothering me for weeks trying to remember what the Slop reminds me of. Been itching away at my brain. Anyway, I’m rewatching GoT, just got to S7 Ep1.

You’re welcome, duck off you tits x

Spoiler: “seriously, don’t open”

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I was warned and yet I still opened it.
OT: Please don’t let cooking with an iron Jack happen imagine the chaos

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

How da fuq does Jack have 80% more searches than Marilyn Monroe?‍

Just to clarify that’s related searches, so people searching “Jack Monroe _____”, so 1) Jack Monroe tattle 2) Jack Monroe recipes 3) Jack Monroe Marilyn Monroe. The fact that makes the top 3 goes to show what abysmally low search volume she actually has, but we don’t get visibility on that it’s all indexed to 100 & %s of.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Actually he did, Hotesy. He killed a Black man before he started up the Spahn ranch thing. I believe he spent a little time in jail for it but it was before the Family stuff.

Came for the slop, staying for the Manson facts. Love the collective DarkFrauMind.

BTW, LOJ was on LBC this evening. Let’s just wait and see if Iain Dale turns up unharmed tomorrow, shall we…?

 

[Elastoblast]

So if she did his room as a surprise after he’d gone to bed and she’s now making back to school breakfast, where did he sleep last night? In a cupboard?

I have a new theory. Her son prefers to stay at his father's house. She's now refering to "Barnaby" the teddy bear as SB (small near). The revamped room is, therefore, actually for SB aka Barnaby