The only copper I’d fall in love with.
Would also see through Jack in an instant.
Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
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The only copper I’d fall in love with.
Would also see through Jack in an instant.
Bullshit.Think she’s started on the rinsed off bean sauce early…. Several big events = very minor second rate arts festival in Bristol
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Jack Monroe does not have a personal security guard. And if by some fluke she does, how is she paying for it, given she boils soap?
Typical dayrate is £500-1000 for personal security:
How Much Does a Bodyguard Cost in the UK?
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Sidebar of shame? More like the sideboard of shame.
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Or her time as an MFI agent? I'm cackling at close protection. I thought she was completely unrecognisable with her sleeves rolled down?
She can't afford any admin help so how's she going to pay for a bodyguard?
ETA - The police don't need to do a visit to check security Jack. You've kindly posted on twitter photos of every single entry point and door lock previously
Too short - I had the same thoughts
“Police turn up unsolicited to review your security”
*smashes the bullshit button so hard my hand falls off*
*smashes the bullshit button so hard my hand falls off*
Pro bono bodyguards too?
It’s strapping burger le bill?
We’ll, pal, I never SAID they turned up at MY HOUSE did I? Point to where I said that?! Now duck off.
Honestly, the abuse is horrible but a) not all those examples are abuse and b) that’s pretty mild for “woman* on the internet” level abuse.
*I don’t think the people sending abuse see her as non-binary
Yet you were fine with him reading about *checks notes* ...
Your past as a sex worker, your multiple suicide attempts, eating disorders, threats of setting you on fire and pouring acid over you, your "near fatal" alcoholism, your experiences of sexual abuse, and probably a hundred more things no child needs or wants to read about their parent? duck off.
A bodyguard? She live tweets her location.Think she’s started on the rinsed off bean sauce early
Daft bleep.
Sorry if that word is too naughty but it’s Friday
If that happened recently she might want to check her valuables because it sounds like the sort of distraction technique burglars use on the elderly.
It's ok Jack, he already knows his Muma is a lying grifter.
(He shouldn't be on Twitter at 12 too!)
(He shouldn't be on Twitter at 12 too!)
I find when ever Jack used second person pronouns, it probably isn't true.
@Marj24 I'm so sorry for your loss.
I think we all know that JM reads here. She misses a trick in her characterisation of us as simply trolls and bullies. There is a wealth of hard-earned experience, and advice that is caring at its core here, if she was bright enough (and probably less self obsessed) to be able to see it.
I think we all know that JM reads here. She misses a trick in her characterisation of us as simply trolls and bullies. There is a wealth of hard-earned experience, and advice that is caring at its core here, if she was bright enough (and probably less self obsessed) to be able to see it.
wasn’t she giving him a job as her twitter moderator ?!
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