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Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
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And wasn't that supposedly after he'd had one weetabix with water, not even milk? Where did she write that btw, can anyone remember?
Was she ragged in all of them or has she gone looking? The bits she’s quoted are no worse imo that what she says to other people are they ?
Reader, she has *never* featured on any sidebar of shame..
She literally posted a photo of her dog, the back of SB on an easily identifiable Southend Street on Twitter, to half a million followers yesterday.
Jack is the problem. (As always.)
Is her haircut another Toni & Guy special and if so have they fucked it again and she's trying to style it out as a conscious design choice? I'm coming back in 2.5 hours and I expect there to be a follicular disaster or THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
If she actually got around to writing her books, did the requisite pr campaigns, carried on the mysterious behind the scenes work and just bloody stopped tweeting and grifting I can guarantee these “credible” threats of harm would cease.
She is the one putting herself and family at risk of harm or abuse. No excuse!
She is the one putting herself and family at risk of harm or abuse. No excuse!
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I'm getting Chelsea Lee Art vibes. Rooooooooooots.
Think she’s started on the rinsed off bean sauce early 
…. Several big events = very minor second rate arts festival in Bristol 
…. Several big events = very minor second rate arts festival in Bristol
Jack reminds me so much of a millennial version of being raised in my family- everything is mercenary, and gifts, assistance, etc is recorded to be thrown back in your face, everything isn't really yours and anything promised can be rescinded based on tricksy wording.
It's really eye opening reading others horror as it makes me realise how much I lost out in my own upbringing and family; luckily for SB he has another family to shield him from the worst- I just hope that as an adult he'll be able to make choices regarding his mother and she'll one day realise that children aren't there as props or social capital.
It's really eye opening reading others horror as it makes me realise how much I lost out in my own upbringing and family; luckily for SB he has another family to shield him from the worst- I just hope that as an adult he'll be able to make choices regarding his mother and she'll one day realise that children aren't there as props or social capital.
So the police are following Monroe’s SM and what, emails (?), “unsolicited”? - she so totally full of tit.
And if this was even remotely true, surely she’d be first and foremost most concerned about the boy rather than already planning who to take as her +1 at the next non-event that she’s attending?
Just asked my son if I could play on his PlayStation with him. Apparently that's the funniest thing he's heard all week.
I'm just grunkin' but HOW DID YOU GET MY LOCKDOWN PICTURE??
(I'm sure it's been said but Jack MUST know where she is going. Either buying or renting from family. The rental market moves so quickly, there is no way so could know dimensions at this stage. My kitchen in a 1 bed rent was bigger than one I rented later on in a 2 bed rent. 1 bed kitchens aren't all exactly the same
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I hope (and think) he’s got too much of his father in him, thank Christ.
I believe she offered people the chance to fund her book kickstarter with a top tier of pay £200 and get a meal with her to celebrate the book launch.
I would assume as she was organising said meal it didn’t happen.
If I paid £200 for a meal that didn’t happen I would be enraged and demand to speak to the manager
I’m poor round the edges so would not even pay £200 for a meal cooked by Michael Roux Jr, I can’t even imagine the level of sadomasochism you would need to be into to pay £200 for a gruel mea made by the slop goblin. But fools and their money
All of that is mere pleasantries compared to her FMs abuse - trying to get people sacked for criticising her, calling people paedophiles, wishing they’d been aborted etc.
Why does she just lie about everything? Was this during her time undercover in AC-12?
Live from Vanguard Brothers Inc - specialists in discrete security services for HNW individuals:
BOSS: Taylor, for your first assignment you get a choice. As we were at Sandhurst together.
Taylor: Thank you. Beers on you though.
BOSS: Choice of a UK Assignment. Sussex. Escorting a 30-something, tiny little creature, made a fortune in Ponzi Postcards. Or an overseas op - arms dealer, multiple lively locations.
Taylor: What’s the UK client’s name?
BOSS: Monroe, Jack.
Taylor: I’ll take the arms dealer. And the beers on me.
BOSS: Taylor, for your first assignment you get a choice. As we were at Sandhurst together.
Taylor: Thank you. Beers on you though.
BOSS: Choice of a UK Assignment. Sussex. Escorting a 30-something, tiny little creature, made a fortune in Ponzi Postcards. Or an overseas op - arms dealer, multiple lively locations.
Taylor: What’s the UK client’s name?
BOSS: Monroe, Jack.
Taylor: I’ll take the arms dealer. And the beers on me.
6 hour sex sesh with police officer pending. brace yourself frauens
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