Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire

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Babe you're not famous enough for the Daily Mail to give a flying duck x
 
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Her kid never went hungry? "More jam mama? More bread?" Jack said there was no more....we've heard her repeat this story for 10 YEARS
And wasn't that supposedly after he'd had one weetabix with water, not even milk? Where did she write that btw, can anyone remember?
 
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I’ve not been able to stop lurking dang it. But how can she accuse people of doxxing her son when she had a photo shoot with her and Allegra with her son in full view in a national newspaper, with his name and also had his photo up in the early days. Plus the amount of info she puts out about his sleeping arrangements and every ‘caring’ thing he does for her

She literally posted a photo of her dog, the back of SB on an easily identifiable Southend Street on Twitter, to half a million followers yesterday.

Jack is the problem. (As always.)
 
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Is her haircut another Toni & Guy special and if so have they fucked it again and she's trying to style it out as a conscious design choice? I'm coming back in 2.5 hours and I expect there to be a follicular disaster or THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
 
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If she actually got around to writing her books, did the requisite pr campaigns, carried on the mysterious behind the scenes work and just bloody stopped tweeting and grifting I can guarantee these “credible” threats of harm would cease.

She is the one putting herself and family at risk of harm or abuse. No excuse!
 
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In my town they don’t even turn up if your house is broken into and all your worldly goods stolen while you’re asleep, but in Southend they’ve got time for unsolicited security checks?!
I'm getting Chelsea Lee Art vibes. Rooooooooooots.
 
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Think she’s started on the rinsed off bean sauce early 😮…. Several big events = very minor second rate arts festival in Bristol 🤔
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Jack reminds me so much of a millennial version of being raised in my family- everything is mercenary, and gifts, assistance, etc is recorded to be thrown back in your face, everything isn't really yours and anything promised can be rescinded based on tricksy wording.

It's really eye opening reading others horror as it makes me realise how much I lost out in my own upbringing and family; luckily for SB he has another family to shield him from the worst- I just hope that as an adult he'll be able to make choices regarding his mother and she'll one day realise that children aren't there as props or social capital.
 
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Just asked my son if I could play on his PlayStation with him. Apparently that's the funniest thing he's heard all week.
 
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Toni and Guy will be posting like - Here’s Jack who just got a cut with our senior major colonel style director, Kelly.

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I'm just grunkin' but HOW DID YOU GET MY LOCKDOWN PICTURE??

(I'm sure it's been said but Jack MUST know where she is going. Either buying or renting from family. The rental market moves so quickly, there is no way so could know dimensions at this stage. My kitchen in a 1 bed rent was bigger than one I rented later on in a 2 bed rent. 1 bed kitchens aren't all exactly the same 😂)
 
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Jumping a bit ahead but imagine if SB ends up with similar issues to his mother. Now that would be interesting. I wonder how she’d cope with a child who needed his needs met first.
I hope (and think) he’s got too much of his father in him, thank Christ.
 
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I'm a bit confused about something......my understanding was that the kickstarter debacle was raising money for the publication of a new cookbook that then got delivered late/never to the funders?

But on the last thread there was a quote from a squig about a kickstarter where they ended up having to pay hundreds of pounds for a meal? Can anyone explain it please? Ta
I believe she offered people the chance to fund her book kickstarter with a top tier of pay £200 and get a meal with her to celebrate the book launch.

I would assume as she was organising said meal it didn’t happen.

If I paid £200 for a meal that didn’t happen I would be enraged and demand to speak to the manager 😡

I’m poor round the edges so would not even pay £200 for a meal cooked by Michael Roux Jr, I can’t even imagine the level of sadomasochism you would need to be into to pay £200 for a gruel mea made by the slop goblin. But fools and their money 🤷‍♀️
 
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Live from Vanguard Brothers Inc - specialists in discrete security services for HNW individuals:

BOSS: Taylor, for your first assignment you get a choice. As we were at Sandhurst together.

Taylor: Thank you. Beers on you though.

BOSS: Choice of a UK Assignment. Sussex. Escorting a 30-something, tiny little creature, made a fortune in Ponzi Postcards. Or an overseas op - arms dealer, multiple lively locations.

Taylor: What’s the UK client’s name?

BOSS: Monroe, Jack.

Taylor: I’ll take the arms dealer. And the beers on me.
 
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