Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire

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Sorry but what did the teacher say originally? I think the teacher now has a protected account.

Also, if I was lying as freely as she is, I’d be limiting SB’s phone because he’s old enough to know when she is bullshitting.
The teacher made reference to one of their students coming out as trans. People felt that the tweet risked doxing the child as it could be linked to a school and consequently the child. Jack and others felt the best way to protect the child they genuinely care about was to draw more attention to the original tweet- instead of you know just reporting this privacy breach to the school and getting it taken down.
 
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How is she able to get police protection when even Harry and Meghan couldn't pay to get it?

What will Burger La Bill be accused of when this inevitably goes tits up? Transphobia? Tattoophobia? Mortgagephobia?
 
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Grunking so I’m late…. I don’t really understand using your last £26 to go to Ireland, when you’re a single mum, who has no support when it comes to emergencies.
Does she really think that’s okay, does she really think we believe she has no other money?

She actually blows my mind at times
 
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Grunking so I’m late…. I don’t really understand using your last £26 to go to Ireland, when you’re a single mum, who has no support when it comes to emergencies.
Does she really think that’s okay, does she really think we believe she has no other money?

She actually blows my mind at times
I'm also wondering if there has been time for the UK and Irish governments to discuss security arrangements for Jack's visit now that she's under the watch of Celebrity Squad? Cross border arrangements post-Brexit are always tricky and the handover will require careful management.
 
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Oh my life, this is just beyond belief.

So the lodger and burger bill are two separate people? Which one is the strapping 40 year old who's been around since last year?
 
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Oh my life, this is just beyond belief.

So the lodger and burger bill are two separate people? Which one is the strapping 40 year old who's been around since last year?
That's the lodger. He goes out for "chips and sarnies" a lot and does not service Jack. The less said about the other the better.
 
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The sun is dawning on another day in the mad world of Jack Monroe, what wonderous nonsense will she play out today...

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I wonder if Bill was auditioning for bodyguard, perhaps she is fed up of pretty woman and wants some kevin costner, whitney houston action.

Its a joke pet, keep yer knickers on.

I am glad your looking after yourself, you do you.
I did actually used to work in security. But in a shopping centre. I'm not built for close protection.
 
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A scene:
Husband: darling, could you come downstairs a minute I want to ask you something
Wife: I’m busy trying to get the kids to stop biting each other, can you either come and give me a hand or wait til a more convenient time?
H: we’ll actually the kids is what I wanted to ask you about. Babysitting in particular.
W: has your mum finally agreed to babysit? We haven’t had a child free night in months. I’ll shave my legs and put a nice dress on.
H: well no, not quite. You’re getting ahead of yourself there, my mother still thinks the children are feral.
W: oh 🥺 so who’s babysitting then?
H: would you let Jack Monroe babysit?
W: who’s he?
H: SHE/THEY.
W: well who’s she/they?
H: she’s a poverty campaigner, she’s always on the news and she causes absolute scenes on Twitter, giving it to the Tories right between the eyes. In fact we’ve been supporting her for years
W: is that who you’re paying £44 a month plus VAT to? Actually, come to think of it, we were supposed to be able to paper the walls with all the stuff she was sending us, where is it? And what happened to that lawsuit you sent her money for??
H: yes that’s who I mean. Would you let her babysit? I would.
W: has she offered? Will she have to stay the night?
H: duck sake Janice can you just answer the question?
(Kids screaming in the background)
W: well it seems reasonable I suppose. It’s payback for the high hundreds of pounds she’s had from us this past year. Just ask her if we can have a Saturday night though, I’m always too tired on a Friday.
H: please stop. She isn’t actually coming Janice, I just want it put on record that we find her trustworthy enough that we’d both allow it, and yes I know she hasn’t responded to emails asking about our goods. And that’s right, we might have thrown her a couple of hundred for a lawsuit when the little scamp has a pro-Bono lawyer. The T-shirts we bought on the 3rd February were good quality though, I give her that.
OK, I’ll let her know.
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She says the police replied to *that* tweet when she thanked them. They didn't, did they?
 
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It’s just bullshit isn’t it. The screenshots prove nothing (they could even be manipulated, like I suspect the Teemill ones were). She will have other accounts. She’s desperately trying to deflect, but she’s just digging herself a deeper and deeper hole.
It feels like a huuuge red flag to me, to have someone who claims to have such nothingness in her bank accounts, have large sums of charity money pass through said accounts in the first place. Something really off about all of it.
 
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Probably softly, gently, behind the scenes (no, they didn’t)
Thought so. She tagged them in, so it's my guess whoever was monitoring their Twitter probs saw her tweet and thought, ah, someone - whoever she is - said summat nice about us, I'll give it a like. And I doubt if that even happened.
 
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She‘s so sly with this tweet. “I write recipes using canned beans“ 🥺

She knows exactly what she’s doing there, and the sad thing is it works.
She downplays and ignores the genuine criticisms against her, and a lot of people (typical Jack follower) will have no idea, and just think “oh poor Jack”.

1. It’s not about the recipes, it’s about the grifting.

2. No bodyguard is needed.

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This is how she will spin being escorted into court.
 
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