Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire

[TheCat'sMother]

Jumping a bit ahead but imagine if SB ends up with similar issues to his mother. Now that would be interesting. I wonder how she’d cope with a child who needed his needs met first.

You'd not see her for dust IMHO.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I take it we'll all be using "she wanted attention that's why she tweeted it/wrote it/said it" in relation to Jack next time she's screeching about abuse because someone had the temerity to disagree with her.

Beat me to it @jenny2603

 

[PickledRadish]

Re: her last tweet about the M&S deals going up in price/her imaginary VBI, can any Essex fraus confirm whether “that’ll learn me” (as opposed to “that’ll teach me”) is typical vernacular in your neck of the woods, or whether she is adopting that of another, poorer part of the country to seem, well, poorer?

 

[Vinbisha]

That tweet about SB has made me really sad. He's TWELVE ffs!
I also can't bear to think about the Dino biscuit incident. Such casual assertion of his place in the pecking order.
A small thing admittedly, but it breaks my heart.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Okay, the results are coming through. "I know I can't stop you. Just please don't use my real name."

She already did (unless that was a clever misdirect)

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I'm a bit confused about something......my understanding was that the kickstarter debacle was raising money for the publication of a new cookbook that then got delivered late/never to the funders?

But on the last thread there was a quote from a squig about a kickstarter where they ended up having to pay hundreds of pounds for a meal? Can anyone explain it please? Ta

There were multiple tiers of pledges on the kickstarter with various rewards, same as patreon. That was the most expensive one.
Link here

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Re: her last tweet about the M&S deals going up in price/her imaginary VBI, can any Essex fraus confirm whether “that’ll learn me” (as opposed to “that’ll teach me”) is typical vernacular in your neck of the woods, or whether she is adopting that of another, poorer part of the country to seem, well, poorer?

To me it rates alongside Johnson's "Them's the breaks" Trying to relate to the Common people.

 

[WeCouldBeGrifted]

Outdoorsy my arse.

Yep! She probably heads to the eucalyptus tree to cock her leg against a tree but that’s as outdoorsy as she gets.

Outdoorsy indeed.

 

[Mr Krabs]

“Why lie about something so easily disproven.”

Really makes you think.

 

[hrgrmr47]

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narrator: that will not in fact “learn her” to stop tweeting without thinking

 

[Limey]

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She fucked the M and S meal deal for us all, she should be in The Hague.

 

[FrankReagan]

Re: her last tweet about the M&S deals going up in price/her imaginary VBI, can any Essex fraus confirm whether “that’ll learn me” (as opposed to “that’ll teach me”) is typical vernacular in your neck of the woods, or whether she is adopting that of another, poorer part of the country to seem, well, poorer?

I’d say it’s a Cockney and therefore now found as also a Essex/Herts/Kent vernacular, reflecting the movement out from London particularly to new council housing in the 70’s. The GLC (Greater London Council) moved us from north London to Essex when I was 2. I’d also say it’s not a common turn of phrase and is usually used ironically. Jackie has picked it up and is using it to *checks notes* reinforce her working class roots. Silly mare.

 

[WeCouldBeGrifted]

OMG she’s been accused of being a child abuser for not asking for help when she was struggling

 

[Jelly Bean]

I imagine SB plied poor exhausted Mummapappa with coffee and games in an attempt to delay the dread words 'well small boy, it's time I made dinner'.

 

[instacharlie]

Re: her last tweet about the M&S deals going up in price/her imaginary VBI, can any Essex fraus confirm whether “that’ll learn me” (as opposed to “that’ll teach me”) is typical vernacular in your neck of the woods, or whether she is adopting that of another, poorer part of the country to seem, well, poorer?

No, it isn't typical. That'll be Jack pinching terms and phrases from all over the place as she really doesn't know who she is, or who she wants to be.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

She fucked the M and S meal deal for us all, she should be in The Hague.

Blaming Jack for the vegan meal deal being got rid of entirely surely such a committed vegan and eco-warrior would have noticed that?

 

[Orphan_Black]

“Why lie about something so easily disproven.”

Really makes you think.

Cough *tens years of receipts* cough


Also, hi Jack, TGIF amirite?! Anyways, whist you look for the box of receipts, ping up a picture of the two fugly boilersuits next to each, coz I don't believe that either.

 

[Ooointitot]

Jack doesn't understand the meaning of the word animatronic... pass it on.

You mean animated, you hoop-rinsing melt.

FORENSIC.

FORENTHICK

 

[GrannyOgg]

I’d say it’s a Cockney and therefore now found as also a Essex/Herts/Kent vernacular, reflecting the movement out from London particularly to new council housing in the 70’s. The GLC (Greater London Council) moved us from north London to Essex when I was 2. I’d also say it’s not a common turn of phrase and is usually used ironically. Jackie has picked it up and is using it to *checks notes* reinforce her working class roots. Silly mare.

I use it. Its a Common phrase here in Scotland and yes, it’s ironic.

 

[bladiesla]

How is she tweeting about the Vladivostok Beard Index when it does not exist?