Fitnessqueen
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Just actually been on Twitter and realised that the squig she was talking to about shredding stuff and using it as cat litter is a friend of mine. FFS.
So Jack was now receiving A LOT of money for precisely fuck all. And still moaned on about being poor and still no VBI. And lied that everyone was only paying £1 in her usual ungrateful way.
I've finally got it...she looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Hannibal Lecter.
It’s the best thing about this thread tbh. People can disagree respectfully, listen to the other side, then tell each other to fuck off x. Then go back to taking the piss out of Jacks cat shit fritters.totally agree. And sorry if any of my ADHD comments have offended. I know how hard it is when your body and brain just won't let you do what you need to do. It just annoys me how Jack wheels it out as an excuse but then some fun quirky superpower the next day
No one asked, but I’m autistic and Jack seems autistic to me. Maybe I’m in the minority there. Doesn’t matter, tho, because Jack believes and spreads myths about autism (« I can’t lie! » and « It’s my superpower too, Greta! »). I don’t care if she’s autistic. She ought to shut up about something she doesn’t understand. Nothing makes me think this is a person who is thoughtful about autism, yet so many neurodivergent accounts on Twitter follow Jack — quelle bummer.The sad thing is that it‘s because she has no mates. No one is being her wise counsel. Maybe she really is autistic because it’s the sort of thing my autistic teenager would come up with but ) he would take about 24 hours to realise what a stupid idea it was and b) he has people around him who would tell him.
You may recall I purchased a discounted vienetta a few months ago. I was thrilled one day to discover a chocolate bottom layer I hadn’t broken off. It was the fecking tray, made of dark brown glossy plastic. BigIceCream are bastards SH1TTERSthank you! i knew it wasn't right!
The person she's replying to has responded.o
This is two separate things. The squig is talking about Jack selling her books then claiming she donated them and The kickstarter. I wish the squig had been clearer because which books is Jack actually saying she sent? The donated books ( which she claimed she donated, not the people who sold them) or the Kickstarter books. A quick look at the comment on her kickstarter will show there were a massive Amount of people complaining they never received their books.
Other wiser Fraus will have the link to the kickstarter.
Prepare yourself, I'm going to give it to you straight. There are no postcards. You may wonder how something that doesn't exist can be both high quality and double-sided, but that's the genius of it!What are the postcards *of* please?!
Is she still posting on there? Gloss and Goss Jack is my favourite Jack.
Coming from the past to comment on this, and apologies if other fraus have already made this point, but these patreon tiers are nuts. Far too much physical stuff, and far too often I've done a few kickstarter type projects and anything that's a physical reward has to be costed sensibly (also had to sign, pack and post 100+ CDs at times, which was Not Fun). Regardless of the time it would take her to write (and triple test??) All these new (NEW!) recipes, she's talking about potentially a huge amount of physical printing and shipping and because it's all different every week, and probably not huge numbers, you can't really do large print runs. So you have to price this stuff high. This was doomed to fail from the start. I don't believe she ever really planned how to deliver (despite her FORENSIC attention to detail and planning skillz) - was she going to print all this on her home printer?? Mental. Impossible. She should have cancelled all physical tiers as soon as it became clear after a month or two that it was impossible to deliver, ADHD or not (I don't think anyone could actually deliver that at any scale above a couple of people per physical tier) The fact she didn't is tantamount to fraud.The tiers:
£3.50 - access to exclusive patreon content
£7 - that plus 3 art postcards a month
£10 - double sided, premium thickness, A5 recipe cards with full colour photographs of new recipes which won’t appear on her website for 2 months min. One weekly for U.K. subs, sent monthly for overseas
£12 - 6 monthly art cards (it’s kind of unclear if this also includes the 4 recipe cards)
£24 - 10 art cards plus pre release signed book copies
£44 - signed framed print for first month, then mounted print every month after, plus ALL the previous rewards (am assuming this isn’t 3+6+10 postcards a month).
All subs exclude vat.
That‘s a hell of a time and money commitment even if you’re on top of it. With 18 months to catch up on, she doesn’t have a hope in hell
She’s sunk like the easy to spot submarine in a game of battleships