Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille

[Lauradianalou]

And she can't use inexperience as an excuse because she went through this with Kickstarter. She lacked the capacity to make it work, and here we are again

If she lacked the experience to do all this, why didn't she ask for help? I'm sure there's plenty out there that would have helped her.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I have had to change my avvi from Pen-y-Ghent formed in mash to Tom. Because this gif never fails me.

Yeah!

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Here you go @GrannyOgg https://web.archive.org/web/2013011...on-the-radio-lyrics-and-music-by-jack-monroe/

 

[Walkdengirl]

Dear heart it is foul to consider but there were performative ovaries on the child occasion too.

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Lord! I stand corrected. Thank space you

 

[Doddery old dear]

Jack's home hair cut embracing Lord Voldemort he who shall not be named ..... I'm on tenterhooks

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Yeah it wouldn't have been hard to just knock out an email each month... except only a few hundred people would see it. I'm convinced that the main reason she doesn't do anything on patreon is that it's not public.

I subscribe to someone's substack, and they offer two levels, a free subscription and a paid one (discounted if you pay upfront for the year) and do two emails a week. One for everyone, free and paid, and a second one for those who pay.

I'm sure Jack could have offered something like that, maybe with the free email going onto her website a fortnight later (content already written, so no extra work), and different tiers of electronic rewards for the paying subscribers (an extra email for everyone, then the next tier gets high quality photos suitable for printing, the next tier gets a birthday card in the post, or whatever). The huge and unwieldy list of physical rewards she should be providing every month must be exhausting and frankly terrifying.

 

[Soap a Dope]

She has literally spent this week being a dick on the internet and nothing else.

She literally must have zero life.

Yeah, she's working .
How can her fans not see that JM tweets all day and calls it work?

 

[Edie Po]

Sorry, I misunderstood.

Don't be sorry, I'm sorry I'f you thought I was angry..
Xxxxxx sending love

 

[miss_terious]

Even if I thought she was completely above board with everything she was doing, she'd still annoy me. What a moany moper! "Feeling sick poor ickle me, but look at my makeup skillz!" And did she really say she'd used 15-YEAR-OLD makeup on her face????

 

[Walkdengirl]

Didn't the cuddling the child in bed make her 'ovaries groan'.
Sorry.

No, that was the night anchovies and egg concoction

 

[GrannyOgg]

I realise the teacher's tweet needs posting for context but I don't want to post it.

I dont want to look. Is it bad? Not that that makes Jack slinging her massive platform around like a bully right. Do the thing responsibly like a fucking adult

 

[elepal]

Jack be nimble, Jack catch up quick
What's this parcel?
Postcard brick

Thread title nomination!

 

[GrannyOgg]

Has she deleted the tweet where she said she’d posted all the books and had PO receipts?

 

[SendReceive]

Well she can’t actually cook though. So that’s where that falls down.

Very true, and there’s no way in hell I would pay to be taught how to mix vegan but not really vegan slop - but her fans/stans don’t care about that anyway

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Has she deleted the tweet where she said she’d posted all the books and had PO receipts?

yep! We have the receipts though

 

[KingBabar]

Why were the boilsoapsuits not dyed black?

The rust coloured corduroy one was one that she dyed. It came out brown!

 

[Just Lou]

I wasn't having a go at you.
Jack's 12 steps must start in minus 3 because she's never tried to make amends.
She's thrown family,Exs,son,etc under a billion buses.
This isn't Jack making amends this is the her seeing her patroen drop and her bank balance.
She's a gobshite and gobshites are Jack.

Sorry, I misunderstood.

 

[margaretta]

At least graze boxes actually show up.

and are far more edible than any slop recipes Jack sends.

 

[Pavlova]

Her local post office banned her...?!

So she said!

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Jack Monroe is totes fine with losing 46 Patreon paypigs today.

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Thats actually scary. This will haunt my dreams.