Surely not (and don’t call me Shirley); she has to be in Bristol on Sunday for a luvvie-in with Jay Rayner.
Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille
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She got a Big mac
And he never came back
Looked ill
She looked like she'd been for quick getaway to the Sun
starting to understand what jack’s patreons feel like waiting for their content whilst i await this haircut selfie. inject it into my veins jack!!!
Wow. Just two of her books (full price obviously), all the others sold out.She could recycle some of her poetry from her early years to send to her patrons
Exert from Girl on the Radio
Sorry should I spoiler that? Possibly a bit early
The shop works for me
not a lot on it though
Plus a set of 10 postcards for £4.
Some context: you get a set of 10 postcards per month if you join the £24 (!) Tier on Patreon. That is quite some mark-up, and goes to show what a huge rip-off her Patreon is (even if she were actually providing the rewards!).
You got a big car
Is it big enough that we can shop at Aldi?
Is it big enough that we can shop at Aldi?
Your response has pushed me to make my first post. (I'm sorry I haven't figured out how to spoiler a long post yet!)
I've been lurking for about a month (is it a week? a month? Everything happens so fast in Jack Monroe time!). My origin story? I followed JM for a couple of months on twitter, but I think it must have been around the time of Molly's first posts, I somehow ended up searching her name + 'grifter' and 'liar' and Tattle shone like a beaming light of brilliant glorious truth... and dear Fraus, I have not looked back!
I've done a LOT of grunking - all the new threads over the last few weeks (it is IMPOSSIBLE to keep up - is it always this chaotic??) and I've read the wiki and thread 31 - the kitten broke me. I cannot bear it. I can only hope that like many suspect, Content is not actually living with her, but with SB. At least Cooper seems to get fed.
I'm female in my early 40s and like so many of you, I've had multiple traumas in my life and have multiple chronic health conditions, including autoimmune stuff since childhood, and other stuff as an adult including chronic widespread pain, a severe heart attack at 27, the list goes on and on - I get the full PIP award (don't get me started on battling with the ****s at the DWP!), as well as other benefits as I'm unable to work because of those physical health issues, alongside a multitude of mental health conditions - I've been through lots of counselling and 2 different courses of intensive therapy (DBT & CAT) and I'm still learning to process and live with all those things.
Finding Tattle and the JM threads has been enlightening, to say the least! I've learnt SO much from people here, reading how JM's behaviours mirror their own experiences with similar people in their lives, things they've gone through themselves. Seeing it all laid out - the grift, the dodgy charity stuff, the ever changing medical arsenal she uses to excuse away her behavious, the animals, the way she treats/speaks about SB, all of it, the lies upon lies upon more lies... it's shocking!
She is willingly, knowingly, seemingly gleefully, taking money from people and providing nothing. Some of those people are idiots, plenty of them are, but some of them are just naive and kind-hearted people, often the poorest and most vulnerable, who have been taken in by her tales of woe, sending her their last £10 because she says she's removing lightbulbs and boiling soap - I am boiling with rage at how she's been able and enabled to get away with this for so long.
But the humour helps!
It is the community in these threads that has kept me sane over the last few weeks of utter madness. Humour is such a good way to get through a horrible situation and what pushed me to make an account was that I kept wanting to react with a laughing emoji because the Fraus/Herr here kept making me laugh and I couldn't do that if I didn't have an account.Now duck off! (am I doing this right?)
It is entirely plausible that a 12-year-old boy is happy to be referred to by an acronym for “small boy”. Very believable. Oh yes.
I reckon the career in poverty cosplay and 'endless good' she does is all about getting an MBE like Big Dave. Service to the poors? Completed it, mate.
Don't worry, there are a few pictures on his dad's facebook and he doesn't look underweight or malnourished at all. Probably because that's where he lives.
Hi, you've now got three active accounts on here. No one reported your account the system detected multiple accounts and you're only allowed one.
No offense but this assuming that you've been reported is pretty annoying! That's not how it works at all.
If you have any issues please do email or post in site support. Especially if you have any evidence to back up that you're a friend of jack's that you can share in private. No offense but I've been here years and it's full of people making up "tea", so I don't trust anyone without a shred of proof thesedays
Or her son. Or his schoolmates.
Well speaking as somebody who has had to organise the sending in of the B's you do get notice they will be coming in x days if you don't pay up. Everything is done to try and stop them going as it costs.... can't work, won't work? She's a perpetual child who wants everyone to run around after her, Lord know what she was like as a child/teen....Violet Elizabeth Bott? Bott-strap crook?
JACK -
STOP CASUALLY THROWING THE S WORD AROUND WHERE YOUR CHILD CAN SEE IT.
WHERE IS YOUR MATERNAL INSTINCT TO PROTECT HIM FROM ALL THE HORRORS IN THIS WORLD?
SB - please, make the voices of how your Dad, Grandparents etc speak to you the loudest in your head. So loud that it drowns out any tit she will have to said to you or about you. My mother was a coke head alcoholic with massive Narc behaviours too. The way they speak to us isn’t okay, normal or acceptable. Make it as quiet as you can.
STOP CASUALLY THROWING THE S WORD AROUND WHERE YOUR CHILD CAN SEE IT.
WHERE IS YOUR MATERNAL INSTINCT TO PROTECT HIM FROM ALL THE HORRORS IN THIS WORLD?
I was actively suicidal for months this year. Half of me wanted to be out of this world, half of me was terrified of leaving my children.
I have felt that way before, and every time, I acted on it. Narrowly survived the last time. That was before I had children.
I have CPTSD so my moods are wildly variable and go off the deep end at times; I’m heavily medicated and have had a tonne of therapy.
I have not felt actively suicidal since I had children. I was terrified. I really thought I might actually do it, that I’d be watching myself do it, completely unable to stop myself. That my “mother brain” would lose the fight to stay alive.
It would destroy my children to know just how close I came to doing it. It would change their lives significantly, it would be a heavy burden. I can’t begin to imagine the damage it would do to them. I never, ever want them to know. Let alone casually stumble across it on social media.
My Psych, my MH nurse, my GP, and a few very close, amazing friends knew - I owe my life to all of them.
I have felt that way before, and every time, I acted on it. Narrowly survived the last time. That was before I had children.
I have CPTSD so my moods are wildly variable and go off the deep end at times; I’m heavily medicated and have had a tonne of therapy.
I have not felt actively suicidal since I had children. I was terrified. I really thought I might actually do it, that I’d be watching myself do it, completely unable to stop myself. That my “mother brain” would lose the fight to stay alive.
It would destroy my children to know just how close I came to doing it. It would change their lives significantly, it would be a heavy burden. I can’t begin to imagine the damage it would do to them. I never, ever want them to know. Let alone casually stumble across it on social media.
My Psych, my MH nurse, my GP, and a few very close, amazing friends knew - I owe my life to all of them.
SB - please, make the voices of how your Dad, Grandparents etc speak to you the loudest in your head. So loud that it drowns out any tit she will have to said to you or about you. My mother was a coke head alcoholic with massive Narc behaviours too. The way they speak to us isn’t okay, normal or acceptable. Make it as quiet as you can.
She's more likely to get an MBE for services to the Conservative Party.
What are these work dodging benefits scroungers complaining about? Jack feeds the 5000 with just 5 loaves and 2 fishes. Oh no, that was someone else. Soz.
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It’s funny how maths is her (6p) jam and all that and she loves flexing her calculator, but she can’t do her own accounts? Really makes you think.
I hate it when she does that repeaty word thing (sorry my brain is currently partially frazzled by work). It's not big. It's not clever.
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She’s a Safeguarding nightmare. His poor teachers must be in a permanent state of high alert.Or her son. Or his schoolmates.
Regardless whether the tit she posts on Twitter is true or entirely fictitious, if I was a parent of one of SB’s friends, there is NO WAY I would allow my child to go to her house to play with SB, and NO WAY I would allow my child to be anywhere near her unsupervised by another adult. In fact, I would be unhappy about her being around my child at all. And I suspect this may be the case IRL too.
Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire.
Please can this be the next thread title
Please can this be the next thread title
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