Is Carbon Off Set Squig going to pay for the emissions from delivering that many postcards?
I've finally got it...she looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Hannibal Lecter.
Kath Day-Knight is a Quoin!
A suspected sock is posting or was posting on a Molly threadLet's hope that Burger la Bill hasn't come back for a rematch. I couldn't stomach another tale of Jack's debauchery.
Begbie. Same temperament and hobbies too.Why is she reminding me of Robert Carlyle am I in a fugue state
Tattle’s Patreon project didn’t start til Feb 2021 - probably because it had been 3 odd months since her last post - but churn wasn’t pretty consistently at 2-4% so you could try and estimate where she’d have been pretty easily, >350 would be a fair estimate imo? Graphtreon is newer than this project but you can see if they have the data over there.How many patrons did she have back in November 2020?
If she had no patrons and now has say 720 (actual 736), with a steady increase in between that's 30 new per month
With nothing fulfilled and 3 postcards per patron per month she owes 22,770
First month 30 patrons 90 cards
Last month 720 patrons 2,160 cards
If anyone has the numbers I can put them in
ETA didn't see the 10 postcard tier, as above but if 10% are on those it's an additional 5,313, if 50% are it's 26,565 extra (so 28,083-49,335 total)
If she had a lot of subscribers in 2020 it's a lot more
The maffs gets even bigger if you have to work out the ones that joined and cancelled somewhere in there, they are still getting what they paid for aren't they Jack?
Better get his chainsaw out, there's a forest that needs to be culled to deliver on Jack's Patreon promises.Is Carbon Off Set Squig going to pay for the emissions from delivering that many postcards?
Orphan - you are a genius. It’s the cat that finished me off.View attachment 1546745
Post-Person Jack realising she's bitten off more than she can chew with her Patreon promise.....
Don't be sorry, I'm sorry I'f you thought I was angry..Sorry, I misunderstood.
Hannibal Lecter was practically a vegan tooI've finally got it...she looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Hannibal Lecter.
Boiler suit. Check.
Slicked back hair. Check.
Weird pose. Check.
Bizarre grin. Check.
Blank stare. Check.
I wonder if she's having Clarice around for a liver and chianti supper.
I haven't got the skill to do a side by side picture.
There's a couple of people in my office like that.This is why she's a financial liability.
The equivalent of that is to say, do you know what, for the next 2 years in my job I'm just not going to do any work. At all.
This account is not a new one either, flying monkeys are nowhere to be found.
I mean holy tit. Why oh why did she not nix this in month 2 or 3 when she realised she couldn't fulfil it. Did she think people just wouldn't notice? And sorry I don't buy the ADHD excuse, the time this has gone on and escalated has been way too long.Using the same assumptions, I think the estimate of £72k (gross, before any Patreon deductions) taken since rewards were last provided is pretty accurate.
What are the postcards *of* please?!Number of followers changed quite a lot since last update in Nov 2020.
But for 2022 it’s been pretty consistent at just over 700. I reckon it’s over 10,000 postcards for 2022 alone.
She didn'tHow the heck did she manage to get banned from the PO?