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Jack Monroe #381 It's all Courtney Love's fault that everyone is being sued again.
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Red Whig reply has me hooting about the sock that was set up in 2016 but set up their account just to support Jack now 
The puppet is Elmo, and the gif you're referring to is one of my FAVOURITE EVER. Easy to find on many gif banks by searching "Elmo fire". You're welcome. Now duck off x
I was too late to update my court outfit last thread but…
I’m going to court as J1g - it’s snowing
I’m going to court as J1g - it’s snowing
"Excellent school with first class facilities however I cannot award the full five stars as one of the staff stalked my child and this really interfered with their ability to learn and thrive during their time at the school"
I’m going to court as an apostrophe. I can jump in where I’m needed, and get the duck out of the way when I’m not.
So massive I've just asked a load of people about it and we've all gone eh? It'll be the usual talking shop suspects with their ready made banners... it's being held at the Cathedral, capacity 1,100.... makes a change from the alcohol festivals they host I guess..not much across local SM either and i admin a few groups..
I’m going to have to watch this because his face actually kills me every time I see it.
What I'm taking from that is she's lying.
Because you couldn't listen to a Discman in your pocket - the CD would move and skip if it wasn't absolutely level.
I'm just going to wear my shabby old walrus costume to court.
Summary.
Jack's, Courtney's long lost twin sister.
Burger-le-Bill is still on a shift ..its a very long shift.
Karl got a not apology for her being an utter twit.
Molly wrote lies,even though it alllll came from Jack soooo erm seams someone's being telling porkies.
Apparently #ClapforMonroe might be happening on a Thursday.
Shes still a massive Cockwomble.
Everyone's being sued AGAIN.
Jack's, Courtney's long lost twin sister.
Burger-le-Bill is still on a shift ..its a very long shift.
Karl got a not apology for her being an utter twit.
Molly wrote lies,even though it alllll came from Jack soooo erm seams someone's being telling porkies.
Apparently #ClapforMonroe might be happening on a Thursday.
Shes still a massive Cockwomble.
Everyone's being sued AGAIN.
I had a Discman, but my family were fairly well off. Not sure how she afforded it, given her Dad had to hitchhike to work wearing inadvisable trousers.
I’ll just borrow one of my kid’s Frozen costumes to court.
Or maybe just a pair of their jeans with my T-shirt turned into a crop top to signify I’m ready for mating/burgers.
Or maybe just a pair of their jeans with my T-shirt turned into a crop top to signify I’m ready for mating/burgers.
£80. Quite a lot of money back then. Found in a puddle, one presumes.
I think there's a few more than that but I'm only going from the tweets I've seen. Two pyramid stages? Who knows.
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I never had a discman also they were crap. Walkman all the way. I bet she had an iPod by then anyway the fibber - she was a teen in the 00’s, non? Sure they came out around 04 or something. Or those wanky mini discs that never caught on.
lolz one of my old flatmates had one of those, they cost a MINT. He was quite wanky, to be fair.
I'd always presumed it was from that scene in Pretty Woman. You know, the movie where the prostitute offers advice to the successful businessman.
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