Jack Monroe #381 It's all Courtney Love's fault that everyone is being sued again.

[threetintender]

Today I learned something. I seriously didn’t know about the terrible Ivan Cameron tweet, I have no idea how she buried that but she had me on side after that event….had I known, it would have been very different. There are people here in this online community who will have lost children, just like I did. My little son was called Gabriel and I will never get over his loss. Having been someone who would have said I wouldn’t piss on a Tory if they were on fire, I wrote to David and Samantha Cameron after Ivan died because I had a pretty good idea how they were feeling. How this charlatan, this bogus, wicked chancer got away with not being cancelled for all time after that is just beyond me. And it was after this, in ignorance of this (mea culpa) that I GAVE HER SOME MONEY. This makes me want to vomit from the pelvis upwards. I’m so sorry.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

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If you ever wanted proof Jack Monroe has munchausens, this is it folks.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Well I'd love to make a sensible comment but I've just spent the last 24 hours bonking my delicious new beau and he bought me a burrito and he has a big car and also a massive wang because he's a very real man who eats lots of mushrooms to fuel his highly specific labour-intensive job of chopping down eucalyptus trees. Not that you mendacious trolls would know anything about the glorious rapture of true and real love with a REAL MAN.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh dear

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Morning pals, this is all one squig.

This is her bio.

Jack is also up and Tweeting already. All v boring.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Can we maybe stop with the Twitter style tribalism? This climate of ‘he/she follows/retweeted someone I don’t like so therefore they are bad’ is exactly the kind of shit that has enabled Jack to build a platform of unquestioning followers. I like to think Tattle is a little more nuanced than that.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[GrannyOgg]

She lying and she’s been caught bang to rights. It’s on audio. Someone has tweeted him asking if he recalls the interview. I am sure he will get asked more comprehensively but I don’t think it matters. It’s her words, no one elses
EDIT. I’ve listened to it, thr nasty classist little cow said it and is trying to wriggle out of it

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

I’ll be going to court as the space in thank you. She’ll never even know I was there.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

You can fuck off if you think I'm going to screenshot her 435,864 replies to people x

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[BlendedSlop]

Let's see if she responds to this. Spoiler: she won't, at least not in the way she should.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Welcome Dear Tender Ones.

I've been cheeky with the thread title, technically @Boyo wins with their Courtney Love ref, but it was quite early on in the thread, so I've added it to @Valiofthedolls second place winner that's later on. You both win a gas mask to save you from Jack's gaslighting. Fresh!

That's right, pals, Jack has gone full gaslighter today. It's not her fault. It's not. She's the victim here.

The fraus had an interesting discussion about class too.

A new wild sock may have appeared.

No new recipes nor sign of Barold. Good news!

Newbies please have a look at the pink button above, it's Jack's Wiki and has a lot of info. All new fraus welcomed, we're actually the good guys, hi!

Please help with recaps!

 

[Ooointitot]

Martin Lewis has chosen tweet deletion rather than being forced to like her reply.

*heavenly choir sings ecstatically*

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

The audio of her saying that Jeremy Kyle bit. Is she trying to say she was tricked into saying it in an interview and then decided to repeat it to the HoC as her own words?

ETA starts about 04:25

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

I’m going to court as an apostrophe. I can jump in where I’m needed, and get the fuck out of the way when I’m not.

 

[Feck]

Squig has condensed Tattle into one tweet.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Spare a thought for Jack's poor publishing team.

 

[Jelly Bean]

So let me get this straight -
She is questioned about the Jeremy Kyle scumbag comments.
She said a Guardian journalist asked her to repeat that phrase in an interview.
She then used the exact same phrase at the House of Commons afterwards because she was young and nervous (in an audio recording).
However.
There was no Guardian interview first, just a journalist, Patrick, writing up Jack's appearance at the HoC where she had used the phrase first?
When questioned about the journalist who wrote the article she said it wasn't Patrick journalist who made her repeat the Kyle phrase. An as yet unnamed one?
Is that about it?