Jack Monroe #38 Will she call her next cat Sue Purrkins?
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I hope you got that that was teasing! Bizarrely thatās what she got cross about when she talked about tattle back in the halcyon days of April.
I didnāt quite understand it at the time, I thought I hated her because she was so pretty (duh!
) but Christina Ricci was my first proper crush. Donāt worry, we were similar ages! Soz to go off topic, Jack! Take the cat to the vet.On a kind of side note, does anyone else follow Louisa on Insta? Her post from an hour ago just suddenly really gave a tug at my heartstrings. I'm not sure we are meant to post her stuff here so I'll just say it's a gift she's been given, a framed quote about staying strong essentially. I hope she's in an OK place mentally. Despite JM playing the victim card and the whole "she left" thing, there were two people in that relationship and I can only guess how exhausted she must be by it all.
From pages and pages of discussing her lies and inconsistencies she was very focussed on letting her Stans know that we SAID WE THOUGHT SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH NIGELLA (one person said it once as a joke) and that WE QUESTIONED THE BREED OF HER CAT!!!I hope you got that that was teasing! Bizarrely thatās what she got cross about when she talked about tattle back in the halcyon days of April.
I know. I don't have words, I used them all a long time ago. On anor day, perhaps we can do an off topic rescue animal thread, because there's always good from the bad. How good was it that during covid, pounds were emptied, by good people, for example?That is atrocious, I donāt understand how people can be so awful to animals, if you donāt want it take it to a shelter, give it away, at worst leave it to fend for itself , but in a bin. Jesus this makes me so angry
Non-human crush 
I liked to *think* he was human, but I'm joining the club...
Not wanting to give too much away to certain TRIANGULATORS, but this one had a very significant impact on my entire life, given what I do for a profession...
I liked to *think* he was human, but I'm joining the club...
Not wanting to give too much away to certain TRIANGULATORS, but this one had a very significant impact on my entire life, given what I do for a profession...
I have so many thoughts, mostly from yesterday which I was too tired to type, sorry if this is incoherent
I think sheās definitely lurking. I bet sheās gutted she came here so soon now she canāt come back. Iād be very suspicious of someone with a new account who was especially vicious about her, because to be honest, Iād think it was her, writing bad stuff and then pretending it was us.
(Take the kitten to the vet)
I think last night was based on a day of us calling her out over her āno holidaysā thing (we have the receipts!) and the kitten. And then she just flipped. Itās very manipulative.
Itās so bizarre she has all these cheerleaders on Twitter and that translates to 130 viewers on Instagram. I guess itās because sheās a bit of a pet for the middle classes, they might buy her book for a food bank but they wouldnāt want to cook her recipes.
I didnāt have a holiday for years when I couldnāt afford one. It sucked but I also knew theyāre not a human right so I sucked it up. Also, itās different because I teetered on the brink of bankruptcy for years and then fell in. I had no spare money until I actually went under (bankruptcy was a literal lifesaver) I wasnāt picking up big Hellmanās contracts, with 6 (did we get to 6?) expensive sideboards.
My husband plays bass guitar too! In fact, we had a little argument yesterday about how many amps are currently in the house.
I am a teenager of the 90s! I actually had a hard candy nail varnish because Iām a spoiled middle class brat (I have such a similar background to Jack, it makes me cough up a lung!) I used to love Just17, Looks and Minx which I still think Iād enjoy now, it was very funny. When I went to the pub in the 90s, sometimes I would (cringe!) wear a bindi (Iām white British) which is something I canāt imagine flying with teenagers of today. Also, I had crocheted flares which Iād wear with just pants underneath & a crop top.
(Take the kitten to the vet, please!)
I think sheās definitely lurking. I bet sheās gutted she came here so soon now she canāt come back. Iād be very suspicious of someone with a new account who was especially vicious about her, because to be honest, Iād think it was her, writing bad stuff and then pretending it was us.
(Take the kitten to the vet)
I think last night was based on a day of us calling her out over her āno holidaysā thing (we have the receipts!) and the kitten. And then she just flipped. Itās very manipulative.
Itās so bizarre she has all these cheerleaders on Twitter and that translates to 130 viewers on Instagram. I guess itās because sheās a bit of a pet for the middle classes, they might buy her book for a food bank but they wouldnāt want to cook her recipes.
I didnāt have a holiday for years when I couldnāt afford one. It sucked but I also knew theyāre not a human right so I sucked it up. Also, itās different because I teetered on the brink of bankruptcy for years and then fell in. I had no spare money until I actually went under (bankruptcy was a literal lifesaver) I wasnāt picking up big Hellmanās contracts, with 6 (did we get to 6?) expensive sideboards.
My husband plays bass guitar too! In fact, we had a little argument yesterday about how many amps are currently in the house.
I am a teenager of the 90s! I actually had a hard candy nail varnish because Iām a spoiled middle class brat (I have such a similar background to Jack, it makes me cough up a lung!) I used to love Just17, Looks and Minx which I still think Iād enjoy now, it was very funny. When I went to the pub in the 90s, sometimes I would (cringe!) wear a bindi (Iām white British) which is something I canāt imagine flying with teenagers of today. Also, I had crocheted flares which Iād wear with just pants underneath & a crop top.
(Take the kitten to the vet, please!)
I wasn't sure, thanks! Bit worried there, trying to be a Very Good Snarker x
Iām a sucker for long-distance / slow burn / against all odds love stories. Wish you could tell more@crystaleyesd I got butterflies reading about your potential hookup! I am such a romantic at heart and love a good long distance story! Please do keep up updated about how it goes!
My own partner and I very much have an against the odds story with the 'getting together' bit but I daren't reveal too much cos I definitely could end up doxxing myself. We're in a very mundane (aka lovely but no drama) relationship now, but OMG was it crazy! Sorry, that probably sounds super vague a la JM but I love a good romantic story
Thatās lovely it all worked out for you.
I remember reading about this couple a few years ago - the girl was Aussie and the guy was Swedish - they had like a five-year long distance relationship and it was really sweet. After I read the article, I looked them up and was unutterably sad that they werenāt together any more
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I feel sorry for Jackās ex. Sheās handling the break up with dignity and Jack is using it for attention.
The only other person Iāve ever seen announce that they were on the edge on Twitter was another attention seeking drama queen like her.
Everyone has their insecurities but sheās been told time and time again that Twitter is not the place to be when sheās feeling low and she wonāt listen.
So off she toddles to Insta declaring that itās so much nicer there and then snarky people came along and ruined it.
If you spend your entire life talking cack and having a go at people they are going to react.
Sheās lost over 1000 twitter followers in two weeks. People have had enough and I honestly do not blame them.
The only other person Iāve ever seen announce that they were on the edge on Twitter was another attention seeking drama queen like her.
Everyone has their insecurities but sheās been told time and time again that Twitter is not the place to be when sheās feeling low and she wonāt listen.
So off she toddles to Insta declaring that itās so much nicer there and then snarky people came along and ruined it.
If you spend your entire life talking cack and having a go at people they are going to react.
Sheās lost over 1000 twitter followers in two weeks. People have had enough and I honestly do not blame them.
Non-human crush
I liked to *think* he was human, but I'm joining the club...
Not wanting to give too much away to certain TRIANGULATORS, but this one had a very significant impact on my entire life, given what I do for a profession...
This whole sequence, and the song, just perfection.
Please correct me if I'm wrong (@Yel, you might know the answer to this), but as Jack logged in here, her IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) will be on record. This means if she does set up another account in her location, Tattle will be able to tell.
I bet it's never even crossed Jack's mind that Louisa will be hurting too. All she sees is that SHE LEFT poor little Jack all alone, having a breakdown, surrounded by the 57 sideboards they had adopted as a couple.
But could she use 4g on one of her many phones? I have to be honest, I donāt really understand all this stuff!
Hopefully youāll at least be able to afford a crappy bungalow to keep your smeg, art works and Vivienne Westwood dresses
Which thread is the break up in?
I put a Very Strongly Worded 90-day payment clause on my invoice to Vlad and it came in no problem. I'd get straight on that, @heretoreaditall2019, he's probably just at the gym.
Check out them 1kg hand weights. Macho, macho man.
Check out them 1kg hand weights. Macho, macho man.
Secret KGB saboteur of British society? That film has a lot to answer for!Non-human crush
I liked to *think* he was human, but I'm joining the club...
Not wanting to give too much away to certain TRIANGULATORS, but this one had a very significant impact on my entire life, given what I do for a profession...
Oh yikes. Not sure. We suspected itād happened before she confirmed (understandably none of our business) Early May? So perhaps 18-25ish maybe, as it never used to be one a day.
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