Jack Monroe #377 What’s the point?

[Mrsoverall]

Don't worry everyone, SHE'S HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME.

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SOME SOULS and pepper

 

[Boyo]

It’s snowing in Southend I hear.

 

[elepal]

What other things “tend to be more expensive but don’t have to be”?

Asking for a twat.

MSG?

not too short

 

[SendReceive]

Got it. Sixties decor and so poorly maintained that significant structural work was needed. I haven't dug into how much they were sold for yet, probably not much, but three of them must have been enough to buy smol pixie some jam.

Check it out – the hotel with no staff

FORMER fishermen’s cottages which were left to fall into disrepair are being transformed into a hotel so hi-tech it will not need any staff.

www.echo-news.co.uk

Sounds distinctly Rachman-esque.

 

[Clarends]

She's trending again

Trending for being saviour of the povs or - please - for being a twat ?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Where can I read hh2? Was it on Twitter or is it something else?
Thanks trolls now fuck off

It's on her blog, post called "The Curse of the Poverty Hangover, Ten Years On." Scroll down past her most recent burst of horrible recipes.

(I'd link directly but I'm not sure if the rules let me link directly to her blog).

 

[Prickly Pink Rose]

At last! Another one I thought was ok but read the room people.

As I like to say: Ash Sarkar, professional moron

 

[Shawads]

It's called the 13th step and it's massively frowned on. Usually men trying to pick up new female members.

Whereas in jack's case ....

 

[Bugger13]

Spoiler: Chinny reckons

Qestion re chinny reckons. Do you grab your chin with thumb and forefinger then pull it down like you're pretending to stroke a beard? This was what we did in my (Australian) school but we called it Benny Beards, used to indicate bullshit. The longer the pretend beard the bigger the BS. This has been bugging me for ages, lmao.

Yes. Accompanied by ‘Billeeee’ (billy goat gruff) in my experience

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

Have any of you Fraus ever heard of the batch lady. She’s been recommended to me as a some one who is very good with batch cooking and eliminating food waste. She’s got to be better than Jack.

Anyone's got to be better than Jack

 

[Prickly Pink Rose]

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Nooo to far Jack Moron. Much much to far. The only disability you have is lying to your stupid followers.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I love that every time LOJ (not a murderer) is mentioned the canal always highlight that he is not a murderer.
Was it him that a frau said was ‘slender’ ?

I'm going to do a Jack and say "just a wee pencil innit, so it is".

 

[FrumpyCat]

I can’t even right now and aware of how I am totally missing the point but what full time working single mum has the time or energy to write a fucking review of so many places? Is she that desperate for engagement and likes that she performs for Google reviews?

Probably hoping for freebies, no doubt. Jack is far less well-known than she imagines.

 

[Misslucky]

Also there’s no way I can catch up 30 pages. I think I’m just going to have to cut off all my friends and family and dedicate myself full time to hating Jack Monroe.

Same! same!

 

[That Forensic Man]

J.1g toothache drops

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Has her mum being deaf ever been mentioned before?

You'd think she'd milk that angle if it were true, especially with deaf awareness being a hot topic recently. That film won awards about a hearing child with deaf parents.

Yeah I saw her mention it one of the archived blog posts I was looking at the other day, as well as EDS.

 

[Captainmouse]

That’s why we all had long hair, insulation

Mine was/still is waist length, the chilblains, just thinking about them, makes my ears itch.

 

[NeoCortex]

For any new fraus:

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(Lake District pics can be found on Jack's Instagram. I can't be arsed scrolling for them, but they are on there and on here. Not worth the effort of seeking them out, tbh)

What part of Southend is the lake district in?

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I don’t understand what this image is telling us, please could you explain?

Sorry x

That is all the ways that Jack accesses Twitter. So about half an half between the Twitter app on either an android or an iPhone. Hootsuite is a thing that sends automated messages for you I think at prespecified times.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Have any of you Fraus ever heard of the batch lady. She’s been recommended to me as a some one who is very good with batch cooking and eliminating food waste. She’s got to be better than Jack.