Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

[Nottonightbabe]

Ugh she's so damn rude to people. Prick.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Ugh she's so damn rude to people. Prick.
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She's horrible.

 

[MrsOgre]

From crappy to lil bungalow now. Is that an upgrade?

 

[NorthernSoul]

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Then the mob descend! Love the ‘prepare pasta properly’ obviously the lingreenie appearance on This morning, living long in others memories

Edited to add a couple more of the flying monkeys comments! The part about “woman celebrates kitty walking on its bendy legs’ Shudder

 

[Mycuppatea]

Dear Hearts, I have to admit a terrible secret. Tonight I was preparing an emergency risotto and obviously have been spending too much time Jack Monroe adjacent, so I rinsed a can of chicken curry free of curry sauce and added the chicken to the risotto.

I feel deep shame.

I'm also somewhat distressed that my children thought it was the yummiest risotto I'd ever made.

 

[MrsOgre]

Put this on a spoiler to be respectful to others here but does mention how jack has done so much for food banks.

Spoiler: The mob have landed

 

[FrumpyCat]

Put this on a spoiler to be respectful to others here but does mention how jack has done so much for food banks.

Spoiler: The mob have landed

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Girl? Isn't it deeply misogynistic to refer to a woman in her 30s as a girl.

 

[panda_eyes]

Girl? Isn't it deeply misogynistic to refer to a woman in her 30s as a girl.

Yep - however it doesn't help her case if Jack acts like a stompy footed 6 year old brat all the time.

 

[MrsOgre]

Girl? Isn't it deeply misogynistic to refer to a woman in her 30s as a girl.

Yes.....absolutely. Sorry couldn't help it. Also that Michelin starred chef should never even be on the same page as Jack.

 

[Motherwellgirl]

She sure does like telling people what they can and can’t tweet doesn’t she?

#bekindmyarse

 

[NP]

Dear Hearts, I have to admit a terrible secret. Tonight I was preparing an emergency risotto and obviously have been spending too much time Jack Monroe adjacent, so I rinsed a can of chicken curry free of curry sauce and added the chicken to the risotto.

I feel deep shame.

I'm also somewhat distressed that my children thought it was the yummiest risotto I'd ever made.

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

@TheDragonWithAFlagon was going to reply in last thread, that post was beautiful to read and I basically love all your posts

Me too. I’d buy your cookbook in an instant

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

@Cat_scratches hope you’re ok and things start to get better for you and your family soon

Dear Hearts, I have to admit a terrible secret. Tonight I was preparing an emergency risotto and obviously have been spending too much time Jack Monroe adjacent, so I rinsed a can of chicken curry free of curry sauce and added the chicken to the risotto.

I feel deep shame.

I'm also somewhat distressed that my children thought it was the yummiest risotto I'd ever made.

 

[Alansbigplate]

She’d get one if they changed it to Order of Bogging Ephemera

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I would like to apologise for the typos in my last post. The edit option had expired by the time I Grunkaed my way back.

Thank you.

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

I did not know that Kelly Hoppen was a psychic medium. RIP Viv

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Doesn't Jack's dad have an MBE?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

215 jumped the Instagram ship in the last 24 hours.

Cat pics? The pathetic Story?