Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action

[HalcyonDays]

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Those plaits make the letter A for asshat, clearly...

 

[waffle maker]

Edwina Currie? Katie Hopkins? David Cameron?

I’d LOVE it to be SB’s Dad’s ex. (Or Not Harold’s not nuzzled brother, but for different reasons). I’d also love it to be her allegedly “Tory” brother or his wife. Or her mother. Or Matt “Terrible”s wife. Or Jools Oliver. Or Susie Dent.

ETA Or evil landlady, or poor maligned Michael Portillo.

 

[Mallerenga]

See also: Gingerbread.

Shit, I didn't clock that one at the time. The brass neck of her!

 

[Lazarus]

Was it bored of lunch?

Whatever you do, don’t look at his video clips for veggie dishes - the veggie lasagnes looks . It’ll have you wishing you were hoovering up Jack’s dishes like a greedy goblin.

 

[Fruitjack]

What's up with all the sniffing? In England, do students really have to bring in the ingredients for their home ed classes?

Yes. Too short. Yes

 

[Snotbuster]

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Sure, Jan

Hope those "meticulous" smol bits of cardboard are also perfectly-to-scale (if they exist) or the whole exercise is a bit like herself, utterly pointless.

Why is she even chopping up cardboard when there are free 'design a room' websites online? My son used one 10+ years ago when buying furniture for his new home. No need to play Blue Peter making cardboard chairs and beds ffs.

Surely she has better things to do, such as refunding disgruntled patreons? Daft mare.

How the hell does she have time to do this if she's working 100 hrs a week? Most people measure and punt.

 

[valetdecoeur]

copied from Nigella's black pasta recipe and love of black food.

Liquorice Liquoriss toolbox.

 

[Lazarus]

Ooh nasty. I would just have left out the celery in that instance!! i suppose it was a similar colour . Had to use one of his recipes as Jack seems to have forgotten to post her meal suggestion yesterday. Makes you think doesn’t it.

indeed it does.
maybe he thinks all green veg is interchangeable.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

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Emoji perfection x

 

[ScamSandwich]

There’s a guardian post on Brooklyn Beckham which has really made me laugh today.
this little clip could be describing Jack too!

Naturally, there will be those who wonder at Brooklyn’s Jack’s inability to have what other mortals might regard as amateur hobbies without considering them nascent professional empires. It does seem likely to be linked to having grown up in a family where even private downtime is tirelessly packaged and commercialised…


This, perhaps, is the context in which a hobby at which you are no more than tenuously adequate feels like a potential empire.

Brooklyn Beckham’s ever-evolving career path is a balm in our dark times | Marina Hyde

At 23, he’s had three callings already. To what high-profile profession will Beckham Jr next be drawn, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

Babe, same x
I read this and thought it was right up our street (niche) and very hausfrauen humour like.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

The one she had to do again because the livestream failed to save:

👀 Jack Monroe deleted a post in Instagram 2020-09-06 15:48:15 ☞ Undelete Great Britain

Jack Monroe deleted a post in Instagram 2020-09-06 15:48:15 👀 Watch what other materials the Jack Monroe deletes only on Undelete Great Britain

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And a promo:

👀 Jack Monroe deleted a post in Instagram 2020-09-06 15:48:16 ☞ Undelete Great Britain

Jack Monroe deleted a post in Instagram 2020-09-06 15:48:16 👀 Watch what other materials the Jack Monroe deletes only on Undelete Great Britain

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All. Too. Bouncy. Jolly. Yuck.

 

[TankGirl]

Omg let’s all change our avatars to THAT MAN !!

Pipped to the post !

 

[GrannyOgg]

Sorry, I know a lot of my posts are a bit like “here’s an equivalent that happened to me” but

is there somewhere I can watch it?

I think it was one of the Hellman instagram shows.

 

[Swisspea]

Jack of all... or mastered puppet? - Miri AF

I've mentioned before that, as a consummate conspiraquack, I naturally take a keen interest in astrology, and I have learned […]

miriaf.co.uk

Have we seen this?

I hadn’t seen these details before but I wouldn’t call myself an expert Frau……very interesting.

 

[Phillipa78]

wondering if Jack has a cellar now. They were always used for hiding things( so much so that son1 went through a phase of peering in everyone we walked passed to look for disguised racehorses. This is a bit embarrassing in a town full of Edwardian terraces).

Can't catch up, but coming from the past to say;
#shergartruther

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She has such late middle aged frumpy taste (no offense to the late middle aged, I’m talking a particular niche here).

The house itself (even without all her tat) just doesn’t seem remotely like a young person’s house. It reminds me of Bridget Jones’s parents’ house, particularly in this Christmas pic.

I don’t think Pam and Colin Jones could stomach the clutter so they’d have to clean a lot of that shit out and give it a good scrub, but they’d definitely be proud to invite Gerald, Una, the local Rotary and the neighbors round for the annual Boxing Day turkey curry buffet. And you could throw a ruddy lovely garden party for the Lifeboats in the back garden. Mini gherkin, anyone?

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Look at Ella/deliciously Ella’s place.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Everything she does is just TERRIBLE

Was that the ‘difficult second album’ follow up to this, perchance?

 

[Irena]

Is it normal for children to have double beds these days? No shade as times move on kids are glam now, I’m just a Victorian relic who had my first double bed at 22 and I wouldn’t have deemed myself a POOR from the age of 18+ as I was working full time in holidays whilst maxing out all the low income family student loans/grants!

I’ve only got this far, so may have been commented on, but she’s constantly moving and shifting things around. I guess he’s had the ‘bubble buddy’ bed and room?

 

[L3moning]

I give it 3 months (being generous) before something she claims to have given away turns up in a picture or gets mentioned in a tweet. She'll then say her friend gave it back to her because she'd underestimated the amount of space in the shitty 1 bed flat/she found an identical one in the street/she never said she only had ONE of said item, did she

There's an Alan Sillitoe short story that comes to mind here, although the ending in that case is a bit grim.

 

[Captainmouse]

The second screenshot is from a squig, I think, praising some organisational suggestion of Jack's. So the laptop is theirs, not JM's.

Cringe, I didn’t read that properly did I