“Good ol’ me
“Good ol’ me
Moving house fast?6 months is enough time to do an entire house build surely? Isn’t it 2 months for a loft or wrap around extension?
John Lewis need to intro one of those self exclusion schemes like the gambling commission makes bookies have
I will! I have errands to run tomorrow so I will keep my phone in my handbag in the morning, keeping still and report back - then keep it in my bag in the afternoon when I am out and about and report back again.I don't use Twitter so could someone please triple test if it is possible to send random gifs from a bag. Thankyou.
Last message there, still an absolutely lying grifting prune , eh Jack. Not ey, thats Canadian and as an appropriater of Celtic culture should be aye. But don't please sweetheart, we're all fine without you ta raShe’s always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff which is why she’s been struggling in a 5 bedroom house on her own for 2 years with loads of stuff.
I’m sure a tiny minimalist place will suddenly mean she’s different*
* I’m verging on being a hoarder so I don’t judge on that score. But I don’t kid myself I’d be super tidy in a small space
1. Already bought it.I sent a text once that said ‘no penis’. Luckily the recipient was a nice girl I dog sat for, and indeed, none of us did (or does) have a penis.
Anyway, god, the THE DRAMA! Someone please tell her she’s downsizing, not going into the Big House.
Why isn’t she fretting about finding a flat? :chinny reckon:
I once accidentally fell over in the bathroom, hit my head on a tap and landed, face first, in an Urban Decay paletteI should probably admit now that I had multiple identical unfortunate accidents involving the stairs in my flat, my cat and my computer keyboard. Before I knew it, my arse had paid for a domain and web hosting and uploaded an entire website coded from scratch with fully functional bots. What am I like
And of course we know she changes her story around this constantly, but I don't think the pressure to move/not move should be the responsibility of a child. They need to be able to rely on their parent, trust their decisions - not feel it is all on them.‘Wouldn’t dream of it otherwise.’ I thought she was moving because she’s poor again?!
‘Incredibly literal.’ Uses ~sarcasm~ whenever she gets called out?!
Oh cool it’s the annoying mum at the school gates who loves to bang on about her job as a graphic designer and you have to avoid her because she’ll end up inviting you to one of her husband’s terrible gigs where they play Coldplay covers in a shit pub which has Banksy style prints on the walls and twee neon signs that say ‘hello gorgeous’.
Absolutely channeling Leggy and that top shotta bird offa Diva.
She does actually look tiny here
Short pants. Massive bag.She does actually look tiny here
No the unruly labia just came up for air.Absolutely channeling Leggy and that top shotta bird offa Diva.
Speaking of birds...is that a glove I see in her blazer pocket?
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