Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Why did SB need 'grounding' over the last few years? He's a kid. He should just be thinking about kid stuff.
She’s always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff which is why she’s been struggling in a 5 bedroom house on her own for 2 years with loads of stuff.
I’m sure a tiny minimalist place will suddenly mean she’s different*
* I’m verging on being a hoarder so I don’t judge on that score. But I don’t kid myself I’d be super tidy in a small space
I’m sure a tiny minimalist place will suddenly mean she’s different*
* I’m verging on being a hoarder so I don’t judge on that score. But I don’t kid myself I’d be super tidy in a small space
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She deleted that last tweet as she realised she has claimed to have read one of these absolute bangers......readers, she has not read it
Bless her grifting little heart, why would it take her poor, broke a$$ SIX MONTHS to declutter the crappy bungalow she’s only lived in for a few years?? Here I thought she couldn’t even afford to buy shower gel.
We moved house relatively recently. It only took a couple of weeks to sort, discard, and pack the accumulated piles of things from a house we’d lived in for 15 years, with kids.
Fairly new to all this so please bear with me. I have some questions though….
Jacks latest slop recipe says you put cold water and spaghetti in a “large nonstick pan”, bring it to the boil and cook for 10 minutes.
You also cook it for another 1 minute after you’ve added all the other slop.
How can overall “fuel time” be 12 minutes?
Does this mean she can bring a large pan of cold water to the boil in 60 seconds?
Am I missing something here? Or is this just expert level chef stuff is mere mortals wouldn’t understand?
Jacks latest slop recipe says you put cold water and spaghetti in a “large nonstick pan”, bring it to the boil and cook for 10 minutes.
You also cook it for another 1 minute after you’ve added all the other slop.
How can overall “fuel time” be 12 minutes?
Does this mean she can bring a large pan of cold water to the boil in 60 seconds?
Am I missing something here? Or is this just expert level chef stuff is mere mortals wouldn’t understand?
I'm imagining more of a less dramatic scenario where SB is just being a standard almost teen who'd prefer to be near his friends rather than being carted off to southend for slop suppers. If so honestly it would be showing a real maturity for Jack to move to put his needs first.
Put it in your bag, unlocked
The crappy bungalow is a 3 bed, not 5.
My mum sent me a message the other day about Jane McDonald being in a cave on a tv show.
reader, I wish it was a mistake but sadly she meant to send it.
yes absolutely! X
Well not until she moved Jack in.
Brilliant spot! She just can't help but lie about everything, can she?! It's mad.
For she has several.
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Exactly--the odds of her iPhone randomly sending texts that are made up of actual words? There are 7,893,600 possible combinations five letters using the English alphabet. There are about 9,000 five letter words in English. So, the odds aren't good just for one word. Much less a string of "randomly" typed words.
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Worth a try.Put it in your bag, unlocked
Bailiffs, CCJs and....probably Iqbal breathing fire and on the warpath over crappy bags!
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