Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Griftymcgriftface]

I hope Molly is the headmaster.

Or Chris Giles. I would do all sorts to Chris Giles I would make Russ in Cheshire seem like a reasonable sex blog if it is him.

 

[moaningmyrtle24]

Mama? Give over.

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I really hate the way people tweet about their kids like this. He didn't say that. Spend time 'making memories' with your son, not tweeting about!

 

[Orphan_Black]

'I smashed my kids toy, didn't tell him, and laugh how he hasn't noticed'

Ergh, she's vile.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I know she’s not the brightest but really? This required help re assembling?

:/ the discrepancy between his toys and life versus hers is so sad, even when she’s trying to stunt it’s horribly glaringly apparent.

 

[Smeghead]

It feels more and more as though Jack believes she is writing the skits and starring in a Miranda Hart ‘sitcom’

 

[Katkat]

Least she hasn’t sold his console

 

[Pimpinella]

Buckle up fraus the sentient phone’s off again…….

Thread title nomination...sentient phone hahaha

 

[Lazarus]

She’s veered into POTA territory

I’ve ~literally~ no idea who/what this is but I’m hootenanfizzin so much I need a brown paper bag to regulate my breathing.

 

[jenny2603]

Mama? Give over.

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No one scores an own goal quite like our Jack.

 

[kachoochoo]

Seriously, what makes you think one is more attractive than the other?

er, the improved iphone camera makes her look a bit less threatening?

the 2020 sideboard shots were... unnerving

 

[Orphan_Black]

I know she’s not the brightest but really? This required help re assembling?

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:/ the discrepancy between his toys and life versus hers is so sad, even when she’s trying to stunt it’s horribly glaringly apparent.

They're not all red bricks either!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Why does she tweet like a tabloid journalist from 1998? She's a few sentences away from using words like "scorcher", "bonk" and "guzzle".

 

[Nonah]

Well that has cast a pall over (otherwise so bright and cheery, I know) Richey. Teenage dreams crushed by Jackalike!

Soz

too short

 

[Ooointitot]

Least she hasn’t sold his console

….yet

 

[daisymay30]

Oh trying to drown out any Molly noise I see

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She really doesn’t know what ‘maraud’ means, does she?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[Orphan_Black]

She always has to be snarky about SB in some way. The washing up jibe in this case.

I hope none of these tweets are true, and it's just a distraction technique against Molls. Hopefully SB is far away from the mare.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

When the money runs out for botox. (Thanks to MSN, I )

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

I do not begrudge SB his console and games. Child deserves the world putting up with his bleep of a mother.

BUT.

Children living in actual poverty do not have PS4s, or the latest FIFA, or indeed a selection of games.

It brings it home how sick it is that she’s taking thousands of pounds in donations from a house stuffed with pets, tech, expensive white goods and furniture, and other assorted shite, while there are kids with literally nothing.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's trying to act so unbothered