Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Cucumberthunder]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

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The account name, which I won't share is a dig at us and this is the bio. Jack, when you read this - GET HELP. This isn't healthy.

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I feel like it's almost too obvious. A fake sock?

 

[Jelly Bean]

You know what title suggestion

 

[frankychester]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

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The account name, which I won't share is a dig at us and this is the bio. Jack, when you read this - GET HELP. This isn't healthy.

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I'd say that's an obvious pisstake.

 

[FreezePeach]

How can she possibly take on unpaid work rather than paid employment? She's working 100 hours a week on what, exactly? Not producing content for Patreon, posting palatable recipes or any other jobs she's taking money for. I have never had a job I love because I have had to pay my bills and my old uni degree didn't turn out to be a route to riches. I took what I could get, and I did my hobbies on my own time.

 

[Swisspea]

Everyone else• is wrong

•who have reading comprehension skills

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Buckle up fraus the sentient phone’s off again…….

 

[Veronicaaa]

I feel like it's almost too obvious. A fake sock?

socks-ception

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

To be fair my phone did recently pocket text my Mum with a message that just said ‘Ma.’ and a load of gifs of the rat from ratatouille.

Cannot stop laughing at this thankyou for all you do x

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Apologies if already said, and I am not on titter to get involved there - but yes she has completely misunderstood the letter and policy changes. (My ds gets care charges). The care COSTS are the amount the care COSTS. The CHARGES are the maximum amount the individual could potentially be CHARGED towards their care, based on their income. Hence they pay the lower of the two amounts. (This person is not facing a 680% increase but is receiving an 86% sub) The changes refer to the govt capping the lifetime costs to the client.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'd say that's an obvious pisstake.

I'm watching a few accounts at the moment I think are Jack as well as her @bootstrapcook one. None of them are active at the same time.

Could well be a pisstake, but I think it's Jack.

 

[FreezePeach]

I can't believe Jack jumped in with the wrong end of the stick on care costs.

 

[Lazarus]

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You nuzzled up to THEIR brother at Easter Jack, when you thought it was THEM, because THEY were dressed the same. You said recently THEY were 6ft. On balance I’m putting 2 + 2 together and not coming up with 5.
fud.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Had to get that off my chest! And back to : Hello, I've been lurking for a few days (as my laundry pile will testify) and had to register mainly to thank you all for the numerous cackles, snorts and temporary immobilisations I have enjoyed this week

 

[Emmapism]

I'm really feeling for the person who went to Jack for help. Imagine the panic of not understanding the letter and (rather than calling a number that doubtless would have been on said letter) having your Twitter pal also misunderstand it in front of an audience of half a million people.

I wish we knew who they were so we could tell them not to worry and that Jack is a big idiot who can't read.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

You nuzzled up to THEIR brother at Easter Jack, when you thought it was THEM, because they dress the same. You said THEY were 6ft. On balance I’m putting 2 + 2 together and not coming up with 5.
fud.

Would be a bit worrying if somebody looked so indistinguishable from their brother that their partner couldn't tell the difference up close when they were female now, wouldn't it?

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

I think that ‘POINTY THINGS! OUCHY DON’T TOUCH!’ blackboard is the worse thing she’s ever done.

Just when I thought I couldn’t cringe any harder ‍

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Had to get that off my chest! And back to : Hello, I've been lurking for a few days (as my laundry pile will testify) and had to register mainly to thank you all for the numerous cackles, snorts and temporary immobilisations I have enjoyed this week

As long as there haven't been any aneurisms, dear heart

 

[miss_terious]

This little suggestion from Canned Food UK is just cruel. Can't go on holiday? Have some Monroe fishy slop instead. It's so gross I've put it behind spoilers;

Spoiler: Bad Slop

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did they...did they mean to call it a "stew" or is it a "strew" because the fish is just strewn on top?

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Not convinced the hammock account is actually Jack...

Same.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

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The account name, which I won't share is a dig at us and this is the bio. Jack, when you read this - GET HELP. This isn't healthy.

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Location - "Cotswolds"

I dunno though, there's some weirdos on Twitter, could be someone playing the role of an obvious Jack sock?

 

[Lazarus]

I'm really feeling for the person who went to Jack for help. Imagine the panic of not understanding the letter and (rather than calling a number that doubtless would have been on said letter) having your Twitter pal also misunderstand it in front of an audience TWICE THE SIZE OF GLASTONBURY, thank you very much. of half a million people.

I wish we knew who they were so we could tell them not to worry and that Jack is a big idiot who can't read.

She’s a tit end.