They've taken it from one of those crappy websites that works out peoples net worth. It's bollocks, I doubt she's even worth one.
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Is that £3m from one of those random AI-written articles? According to one of those, a relative of mine is worth something like $10m (USD). She is very much not worth that much.
I didn't even know that was a thing! Just googled and saw for myself 
some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet!
some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet!
Wow. Here are some similar original sketches. Some of them are worth a fortune: https://www.artsy.net/artist-series/tracey-emin-birdsIt's this one I think
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Nah that’s bollocks. They’ve googled it and those sites literally pluck the numbers from thin air:
I don’t think she’s a millionaire and never will be. If she earned a million a year, she’d spend a million a year.
'some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet " would be a cracking thread title though!I didn't even know that was a thing! Just googled and saw for myself
Oh I don't know! I hope I didn't cause a chaos!
I only remember because I quite like the print
She's not above using Mishcon Reya to send threatening letters to people who haven't written about her as favourably as she'd like.
If she can afford Mishcon perhaps she IS a millionaire! 
That looks like fly eggs on the side of the bowl. We get them on the side of the dog's bowl if we don't wash it up quickly after she's had dinner.
Grim.
Even a "slap on the wrist' letter would cost a fair amount!If she can afford Mishcon perhaps she IS a millionaire!
I know we’ve mentioned it before but the follower names on Jacks sock are 
So when she says “Reader, they fucked off”, she’s taking to 13 accounts mostly called “grift + something” I’m hooting here
So when she says “Reader, they fucked off”, she’s taking to 13 accounts mostly called “grift + something” I’m hooting here
Ok. Too many things to keep up with here.
#oventruther
#dordrechttruther
#emintruther
The truth is out there.
Jack uses those AI articles as her smoking gun that she's not actually rich. So annoying. She's certainly not a millionaire but her parents probably have assets equal or above that amount. And she is well off looking at her expected salary compared to other people in the country.
Hugs to you. It's such a caring, supportive and genuinely helpful space here. Also bloody hilarious! Having gone through a similar relationship experience, I found that when the dust settled, the sense of peace/wellbeing at being the hell out of an awful situation is amazing. You'll get there, I'm sure. Also knowing that you'll never be forced to eat the kind of slop that JM dishes out is its own rewardI know this is nothing to do with Jack, and I'm not a regular poster, but I just wanted to say something to you all.
I'm going through the most horrendous post break up trauma from being with my abusive ex (who is still abusive and manipulative and controlling yardyah) and it's had such a impact on my mentals. I left him last year but I was OK for the first few months until the reality of what I'd experienced and what he did next really hit. It's been bleeping horrendous. I've tried so many things to distract myself from the intrusive thoughts, anxiety and ruminations (all legal and not harmful) - obsessive cleaning, rewatching old programmes, avoiding music and books and films, being the best parent I can, work etc. But little has brought me as much joy (and genuinely made me laugh after months of crying and self doubt/guilt) as reading some of the hilarity from you all - even without reference to JM. I've laughed and smiled for the first time in months and it's helped me realise I am such a long way from being properly healed (I contacted a bunch of therapists for my speed dialo's, maybe not three though) and I'm scared and afraid but among all the tit I turn to you funny Fraus to bring a bit of lightness to my life when everything feels crappy. Thank you
Also OT - does anyone know if you can change your Tattle username btw? Send helpo's
I know armchair diagnosis is bollocks but I'm also certain like a previous poster that she is Borderline (or whatever it's called now).
Fear of abandonment. People with BPD are often terrified of being abandoned or left alone. ...
Unstable relationships. ...
Unclear or shifting self-image. ...
Impulsive, self-destructive behaviors. ...
Self-harm. ...
Extreme emotional swings. ...
Chronic feelings of emptiness. ...
Explosive anger.
Also addiction, compulsive spending and being inappropriately 'seductive'
Fear of abandonment. People with BPD are often terrified of being abandoned or left alone. ...
Unstable relationships. ...
Unclear or shifting self-image. ...
Impulsive, self-destructive behaviors. ...
Self-harm. ...
Extreme emotional swings. ...
Chronic feelings of emptiness. ...
Explosive anger.
Also addiction, compulsive spending and being inappropriately 'seductive'
Must admit every time I see that Docstockk I think they are referring to me!
The truth IS out there.
It definitely doesn't reside in Jack's crappy bungalow though.
I tuck my phone in my bra and once accidently signed up for Amazon music.
Thank you, dear heart. I was hoping at this point (nearly a year on) I would be better than I am, but alas not. I've been in touch with a psychologist/counsellor today so fingers crossed!Hugs to you. It's such a caring, supportive and genuinely helpful space here. Also bloody hilarious! Having gone through a similar relationship experience, I found that when the dust settled, the sense of peace/wellbeing at being the hell out of an awful situation is amazing. You'll get there, I'm sure. Also knowing that you'll never be forced to eat the kind of slop that JM dishes out is its own reward
It was @DisgruntledGoat who found the evidence, but it's squigged. Have you got an unsquigged version?!?!
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