Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[GrannyOgg]

Don’t iPhones lock themselves?

I know you can turn it off, but why would you when it’s in your bag?! She talks total shite.

Yes they do.
Posted from my iPhone

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Not poor and not a millionaire are two wildly different things.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I know she’s not the brightest but really? This required help re assembling?

:/ the discrepancy between his toys and life versus hers is so sad, even when she’s trying to stunt it’s horribly glaringly apparent.

 

[skybluepat]

Sent the FIFA tweet to my nephew that plays

 

[Lazarus]

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You nuzzled up to THEIR brother at Easter Jack, when you thought it was THEM, because THEY were dressed the same. You said recently THEY were 6ft. On balance I’m putting 2 + 2 together and not coming up with 5.
fud.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

New sockie is definitely a piss-take.

I think you could be right

Chapeau, sock, chapeau.

 

[Mel Donte]

Not squiggling Kathleen Stock because she's got 91.5k followers. I think it's very interesting that Jack is being more than usually vocal on trans rights lately. Almost like she's trying stir up shit to give weight to her lie that only TERFs have an issue with her

 

[moldwarp]

She’s getting some really snarky responses to that comment!

Wow man Twitter's definitely turned hasn't it. Turned like a bowl of slop left out in the sun next to a hammock and a eucalyptus tree.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Please can a squig ask her how she’s so certain about where she’s moving to in 6m time, perhaps ask directly if she’s bought somewhere.
not saying people don’t deserve to buy somewhere if that’s what they really want but she’s got some fucking cheek on her given the level of grift and beg at a time when, for many people, simply living day to day is difficult.

I agree with this. It must be bought already for her to be so fixated about the 6 month date.

She seems so calm if she is moving from rented to looking for a flat ( just wait until you do own Jackie and then you are worried about your buyer falling though or the one you are buying falling though- she has no idea does she?), she is either

1. buying one and being really naive about it all and doesn’t have a clue that in 6 months a survey could reveal shit that means a mortgage is refused or that the sellers could change their minds etc.

2. signing on a random rental which to me seems unlikely given the lack of wailing and her generally positive outlook on it all.

3. renting a flat that is owned by someone close to her/had a flat guaranteed for her and therefore everything is hunkydory.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Fraus i have some disappointingly weak tea for you..was with my NotHarold adjacent colleague today and she asked her NotHarold based contact a few days ago the last question I'm allowed to ask before she refuses to be my friend anymore I asked if NotHarold ever ate the slop or nuzzled his brother...her (and she said it's ok if i say this, i redacted the relationship before) brother who is friends with NotHarolds brother said he has no idea about slop eating but the brother was at the easter lunch, and apparently Jack was absolutely lovely and very charming to everyone at that gathering - no nuzzling happened but the brother was a bit concerned about how invested she was in the fairly new relationship as she kept calling him her future brother in law. Weak tea but all I can provide I'm afraid!!

Ergh, she's chilling. Such a bunny-boiling nightmare.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

But, but, but didn't you say last night you don't lock your phone, Jack?

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Yeah I'm not sure you can genuinely say yes to promises 7&8 Jack...

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

oh look how generous I am, thank me for all that I do.

she really makes me want to dig out that bible verse again

 

[Lazarus]

To be fair my phone did recently pocket text my Mum with a message that just said ‘Ma.’ and a load of gifs of the rat from ratatouille.

My mum sent me a message the other day about Jane McDonald being in a cave on a tv show.
reader, I wish it was a mistake but sadly she meant to send it.

Does this mean she can bring a large pan of cold water to the boil in 60 seconds?

Am I missing something here? Or is this just expert level chef stuff is mere mortals wouldn’t understand?

yes absolutely! X

 

[Tabitha D]

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ETA

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And yet only 2 months ago, SB “expressed v. strongly” that he wanted to stay, and she was going to make it work for him. The narrative keeps changing doesn’t it.

 

[Beansbeans]

I was also going to say this. Who describes people getting the wrong end of the stick as "infuriating"? She is an angry, abrasive person

Before accusing others of having the wrong end of the stick, it's always a good idea to take a close look at which end you are grasping

 

[metroglide]

March, not getting any more pets. June/July, gets puppy.

 

[Bugger13]

Panic over, fraus. She's forgotten about it already.

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Her ‘friend’ who’s struggling will be so happy that Jack’s life is going so well.

 

[Jelly Bean]

‘Wouldn’t dream of it otherwise.’ I thought she was moving because she’s poor again?!

‘Incredibly literal.’ Uses ~sarcasm~ whenever she gets called out?!

And of course we know she changes her story around this constantly, but I don't think the pressure to move/not move should be the responsibility of a child. They need to be able to rely on their parent, trust their decisions - not feel it is all on them.

 

[Malkiavelli]

I'm sure Jack is aware and doesn't give a shiny shit, squig.

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Monroe’s auto response: Are you sure that’s all you can afford?