Jack Monroe #364 I used to quite like Jack until I started paying attention

[Mallerenga]

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Folks on Twitter have definitely run out of fucks to give, I'm particularly with the last squig.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Ralf Little has been on my tit list ever since he tweeted about the selfishness of people who use aeroplanes to go on holiday, whilst living in Florida and taking a job that requires him to fly back and forth between the Caribbean multiple times a year.

 

[BlendedSlop]

She loves to shock.

It wore off long ago, she is just crass now.

This exactly. See also the excruciating poetry reading - the initial shitting dog act followed by all the try-hard swearing to make herself sound "raw" and authentically working class. Cringe.

 

[Captainmouse]

Wonder if Ralf is looking to being the next not Harold.

I doubt her earns enough for ms money grabber

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Can anyone remind me of Jack's average tweets in a day? I know it's more than I tweet in an entire year but can't recall a figure

Currently 33...

which is an improvement on the 72 per day average in November 2020...

 

[Vanelope]

My brother in law is self employed. He’s very wary about money going into his account even if it’s a present in case it’s assumed to have been earned. These people are dumb.

He is very right - I’ve had clients where HMRC have requested bank account details and gone through every remittance and cash deposit and classified it as earnings and raised an assessment on that basis. (Correctly as it turned out - some of my clients have just been dodgy)

 

[Hollaaa]

Sounds more like she’s exploding to me. She must be perpetually sh*tting through the eye of a needle if she’s on the bog for ~most~ of her Twitter activity. Pretty impressive to Tweet one-handed while she uses the other to pump iron with the toilet handweight she fell over, mind.

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PS I hope she gets confused and wipes her arse on her phone instead of on metro pages or whatever she’s claiming to currently use for bog roll

Spoiler: Toilet stuff

And who tweets while they're weeing? Surely that's for the other seated business? And I say that as someone who is more spontaneous of bladder for childbearing reasons.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

The tide is definitely turning! Everyone on Twitter used to love Jack, but now they're either taking the piss out of her food, or talking about her grifting/engagement rings and soap boiling. Bar one or two middle class Muppets who still think she's a poverty martyr.

She went too far with the soap boiling thing, made herself into a laughing stock and I don't know if she'll ever recover. She's basically cooked herself into one of her revolting slops.

 

[Dogrose]

If indeed JM tweets every time she uses the bathroom I politely advise her to go to a doctor.

Someone’s gotta triple-check all those recipes…

 

[Saltfish84]

I doubt her earns enough for ms money grabber

Mx Money Grabber thank you

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I feel really bad. For some reason I thought Rolf Little was Mackenzie Crook and I’ve been imagining him in my head

He really wants into her pants doesn’t he? I’m sure she’d be happy to move to Florida at a moment’s notice.

 

[Orphan_Black]

She went too far with the soap boiling thing, made herself into a laughing stock and I don't know if she'll ever recover. She's basically cooked herself into one of her revolting slops.

Especially a few days after advocating putting shampoo in the washing machine!

 

[Mogmog]

Spoiler: Toilet stuff

And who tweets while they're weeing? Surely that's for the other seated business? And I say that as someone who is more spontaneous of bladder for childbearing reasons.

She needs to do some kegals and stay off twitter

 

[Vanelope]

I'm not terribly up on donations and whatnot but could a reason for donating to charity from one's own account be that you get tax relief?

 

[Phillipa78]

I feel really bad. For some reason I thought Rolf Little was Mackenzie Crook and I’ve been imagining him in my head

He really wants into her pants doesn’t he? I’m sure she’d be happy to move to Florida at a moment’s notice.

Dearheart, don't worry, they're both lanky and therefore interchangable.
I don't think I could cope with Tampa church suppers though!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I personally dont use my phone on the toliet. I find it weird.

 

[Captainmouse]

I have The Chase on in the background.

The contestant is only a bloody FIREFIGHTER from SOUTHEND.

Send LOLos

Do you think he was on the same watch as thumbelina Peapod?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Twitter's current top search results for Jack Monroe

 

[Bell'un]

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Yes, I thought I detected a hint of snark from Nigella. Like when your kids ask for more spends and you wonder where the money you gave them yesterday has gone.

I'll be surprised if she's stupid enough to rattle Jack's tip jar again

But I absolutely don't understand why these convos go on in public - why would she, if she's a friend who genuinely feels these things about JM being in dire straits, say that on Twitter? Don't these people have WhatsApp? Or phones? #baffled

 

[Phillipa78]

She needs to do some kegals and stay off twitter

Spoiler: Bit gauche

It's not the baby that did the damage. Bit gauche darling!