Jack Monroe #364 I used to quite like Jack until I started paying attention
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I dont think i can watch my arse in in my chest.
Its all toop tense for me.
Her current tweet average is 33 per day which is weird because it feels like 344% more than that 
Just off to see what odds Paddy Power will give me on Jack Monroe deploying those guilt trip Matt Haig posts I shared a few threads back....... 
Just be grateful you're not the resident of a certain crappy bungalow in Thorpe Bay right now...
I dont think i can watch my arse in in my chest.
Its all toop tense for me.
That's a lot of time on the toilet.Her current tweet average is 33 per day which is weird because it feels like 344% more than that
boring tl;dr but Google analytics have actually stopped logging IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) , apparently as of March this year. So she can’t even get IPs off of page view data for the tit boring blogs she bashes out, she will however be able to get truly fascinating data such as your operating system version and browser size & resolution - the sort of leads police look for to crack these international destabilising political interference cases.
I need to set my teams to ‘presenting’.Tell them you've got technical issues
If you put your phone on the table and take ten paces back and look at it, this world of shouting and trolls and chaos is just in that rectangle of plastic. There is no need for her to pick the phone up. You can exist in the world without it! And be happy!
They possibly also have the Strictly Blues too - Jack keeps asking and they keep turning her down (allegedly, don’t sue me Jack) and his old 2 Pints mate Will Mellor is on this year and he’s ehm not
I just started this account to post this after reading on and off here. I questioned Jack on Twitter and she blocked me a while ago so I’ve just been dipping into tattle.
Anyway, I am not a very prolific instagrammer - just use it to post pictures of my dog really. I don’t post anything about how I’m feeling or anything personal.
Because of the conversation about del Monte the other day, I looked at her Instagram and watched some of her del monte promo videos. Didn’t comment or anything. Just watched them. It seems that was a mistake as I didn’t realise that people on Instagram can see who has watched their videos.
Today, I opened Instagram and I had this message. I can only think Jack did it. I literally haven’t posted on it since mid June. So it seems very odd timing if it wasn’t her.
I’ll go back to lurking now but Hi Jack. Thanks for freaking me out.
Anyway, I am not a very prolific instagrammer - just use it to post pictures of my dog really. I don’t post anything about how I’m feeling or anything personal.
Because of the conversation about del Monte the other day, I looked at her Instagram and watched some of her del monte promo videos. Didn’t comment or anything. Just watched them. It seems that was a mistake as I didn’t realise that people on Instagram can see who has watched their videos.
Today, I opened Instagram and I had this message. I can only think Jack did it. I literally haven’t posted on it since mid June. So it seems very odd timing if it wasn’t her.
I’ll go back to lurking now but Hi Jack. Thanks for freaking me out.
The tide is definitely turning! Everyone on Twitter used to love Jack, but now they're either taking the piss out of her food, or talking about her grifting/engagement rings and soap boiling. Bar one or two middle class Muppets who still think she's a poverty martyr.
I mean, if she does test her own recipes it's hardly surprising. Slop in, slop out.
This evening would be the perfect time for Molly to post her Medium piece.
I think this tweet directly to Jack was to give her a chance to clarify. That way if there was anything in Molly's blog that was incorrect, she would be able to change it before publication. Jack hasn't responded, naturally.
"Hi Jack, you wrote in Hunger Hurts that you began turning things off in December 2011 - so you can understand my confusion. If you can evidence that anything I've posted (being almost entirely screenshots of your own words) is untrue then I will be happy to delete and apologise."
I think this tweet directly to Jack was to give her a chance to clarify. That way if there was anything in Molly's blog that was incorrect, she would be able to change it before publication. Jack hasn't responded, naturally.
"Hi Jack, you wrote in Hunger Hurts that you began turning things off in December 2011 - so you can understand my confusion. If you can evidence that anything I've posted (being almost entirely screenshots of your own words) is untrue then I will be happy to delete and apologise."
Leaving them all out in the sun during a heatwave couldn't have helped either!
(You've got that fancy light in the loo-dio, Jack, have a word with yourself.)
Why does all her language have to be so crass? Talking about tit and the toilet etc. Creepy and weird.
PS I swear like a trooper so this isn’t me pearl clutching. It’s just that there’s something particularly repugnant about how she talks.
PS I swear like a trooper so this isn’t me pearl clutching. It’s just that there’s something particularly repugnant about how she talks.
You have to actually file accounts to get tax relief, but she didn’t, ran up huge fines then her company was struck off
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