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Jack Monroe #363 I regret to inform you Jack Monroe has done another tweet
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Holy crap these threads move fast. I'm usually on the Ingham thread which moves somewhat slower.
Gave up grunkingand the will to live after hearing Jack's attempt at poetry - secondhand embarrassment doesn't even begin to describe it.
Even Rik Mayall's piss-take poetry flows better than that shite.
Gave up grunking
Even Rik Mayall's piss-take poetry flows better than that shite.
Rumble in the pumble sounds like something from I'm a celebrity
No matter how much one pumps up the jam, I will never be ready to pumble.
Jack talks about loads of other people's experiences in this TedTalk. She even likens 'tightening your belt' to a man who hung himself with his belt. Sensitive as ever, Jack.
Watch her smirk throughout, she's an absolute charlatan.
The thing that gets me about her running for MP is can you imagine when a squig comes to her office in need of support etc
Squig, Excuse me pet, i am a poor waif and me and the young uns have not means too feed ourselves,
Her, " oh for crying out loud, here! * hands her one of her slop manuals* " can't you see i am currently in lights off mode, i havent cooked in days because i dont do that when misery hits. You nothing of what i endure.....
She really does remind me of Mrs Bennet in pride and prejudice. ' have some compassion for my poor nerves, they no nothing of what vi suffer!'
Squig, Excuse me pet, i am a poor waif and me and the young uns have not means too feed ourselves,
Her, " oh for crying out loud, here! * hands her one of her slop manuals* " can't you see i am currently in lights off mode, i havent cooked in days because i dont do that when misery hits. You nothing of what i endure.....
She really does remind me of Mrs Bennet in pride and prejudice. ' have some compassion for my poor nerves, they no nothing of what vi suffer!'
It astounds me that someone who makes money from being a cook can make so many disgusting sounding recipes
I think it all depends on what definition of "cook" is being used. To be honest it's like letting a 5 year old who thinks they're a unicorn loose in the kitchen and then covering everything in sprinkles or sheep droppings
Or as an MP
Waif: I need help. I don't have enough to pay my energy bill
JM: Oh you think you have it bad. In my day I had no power, no shower gel and could only rince sauce off hoops for dinner...
Waif: I need help. I don't have enough to pay my energy bill
JM: Oh you think you have it bad. In my day I had no power, no shower gel and could only rince sauce off hoops for dinner...
Jack on bake off would be amazing entertainment. She could make one of her beloved loaves of bread.
And btw, I don't believe for one minute her 'story' about the old man who rang her saying he ate toothpaste to stay alive. That was an old diet trick from decades ago for people trying to lose weight - clean your teeth and the minty taste will take away the hunger. Take it from me, it doesn't, and never did work.
I bet they were in the bin within seconds of front doors being closed...or maybe keeping them wedged open..
I just love the bed pan cookery.
Oh no
I hadn't seen that before. The limp onto the stage. And that story about belt tightening is just appalling. She loves it when she thinks she is about to deliver a zinger - drops her voice, talks slowly, pauses, looks meaningfully at the audience and says bleeping a lot. It is so studied and cringe.
When I first started following her when she had that shitfit at Lee Anderson, I never really looked into her cooking. Then like two days later she threw an almighty tantrum and used the phrase "fish finger curry" (
) and I stopped following her for her views and started following for the drama. 
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I would love one of those professional body language Youtube accounts to analyse her performances.Oh no
She says "God forbid I should be funny". Lmao. Jack is only funny unintentionally.When I first started following her when she had that shitfit at Lee Anderson, I never really looked into her cooking. Then like two days later she threw an almighty tantrum and used the phrase "fish finger curry" (
The only thing she seems to do well is drama, she's great at that.
LJC, Jack can even make homemade bread look and sound like tit, she has the reverse Midas touch
I couldn’t watch all of that. Too cringe and I don’t want nightmares. If you feel the same, can I just let you know that this wedge of hair is actually hairsprayed across her forehead like that deliberately.
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