Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

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LennyBriscoe

Nottonightbabe said:
Lol she's all over the comments on that tweet now
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I’m so embarrassed for her. It’s like she doesn’t think anyone sees the utter shite she tweets! She works 33 hours a day but clearly has time to search for herself as she wasn’t tagged in that tweet!

Mortified.

Oh and Jack, I think she was being polite when she called you emotional.
 
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MarthaFarkus

I wasn’t sure whether to vom or laugh react to this. Laugh won but it was a very fine line and I’m now veering towards vom.
 
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YenE

Jelly Bean said:
Just a reminder she said this yesterday. Honestly it is pathetic how unable she is to fulfil the most basic of briefs.
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She did only say she would try to do it so maybe she’ll post tomorrow
 
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For the truth

Is there an opposite to imposter syndrome and if so I think she has it. I recall in a previous thread she was quoted saying, think it was following the London Bridge attack and she was living with LJC, “ we both went to work”. Now I can easily imagine the head of a national news organisation immediately having a fuck load of stuff to do. What on earth was JM imagining she had to do? I’m incredulous that LJC allowed her to carryon with that total nonsense. She must have known that JM was just twatting about on twitter trying to insert herself into the drama so that she could have some bragging rights at teatime.
 
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Orphan_Black

Delusions of grandeur.
 
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Mallerenga

Dunning-Kruger effect.
 
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DinosaurSenior

That's so beautiful!!!!
 
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Satanicmechanic

Pimpinella said:
Leslie Ash ruined her face but at least her eyes aren't dead...... JM has the eyes of a person with a crowbar behind their back waiting for their chance....
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I have always thought there is a passing resemblance between JM and a young Myra Hindley

It’s definitely the eyes.

TBF I once had a disastrous haircut that made me look like Rose West
 
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Captainmouse

BinkerTold said:
I missed the wang on account of being struck down by a migraine today.

What I haven’t missed is Jack being defensive and prickly on Twitter again. How does she find the energy to be so relentlessly awful to people?
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#thread title How does she find the energy to be so relentlessly awful to people?
 
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HotesTilaire

I’m telling you, pre-internet, this one would be that random one of your mates gets with who starts telling them they’re in MI5/the SAS but they can’t talk about it, get a job, pay for anything or account for their whereabouts if they go out. Then, far too many months later they split up because turns out it was allllll lies, who knew!?
 
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YenE

MarthaFarkus said:
Is anyone else really liking the word wang or is it just me? I usually use it when someone’s going on too long (I.e Jack is forever wanging on about being poor) but today it’s taken on a new lease of life.
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I do enjoy wang and it sounds nice when you say it.
As for Tommy Lee and his desperate “oooooops!” post, it’s just a bit cringe, like Madonna flashing her arse.
 
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Thrupennysquits

Opinion …. I’ve just watched the BBC spot, interesting, eyes darting off to read cue cards, which shows a little preparation. She looks out of her comfort zone and I’m surprised she didn’t add a ‘hun’ at the end of the Facebook post she’s dutifully hand written onto big revision cards.
The tweakments are obvious, the eyelash extensions, fillers, botox and teeth whitening. Each to their own, I think you reap what you sow with aesthetics and it can definitely become something of an addiction like tattoos.
The lack of self awareness though of going on to television to speak about poverty and privilege when your lip fillers are so fresh they mean you ‘Literally’ struggle to form words.
The lack of self awareness after posting a blog where it’s claimed you can’t afford shampoo and hot water while fresh aesthetics and Tiffany earrings are on full display.
Sell the Tiffany Earring, the haunted engagement rings, The Emin, Some of your plates, there’s enough to sharpie sign a plate each and post to the people who believe you are of some value.
I don’t see any value, even if you appear on tv for no fee it isn’t value if the information given is wrong. Know your limits. Your limits are fantasy writing.
The posts of her recently in her with a spray tan and the eyes of someone who’s hammock is no stranger to Blim burns compound the whole farce.
Not even TL’s mighty Dong can compete in her Twitter quest to be worlds biggest and nastiest penis.

Sorry about the grammar, it’s late, I’ve done 605 hours today and still have to open the pathetic wailing DMs from faux poor people who have to eat their tropical fish fried with black pudding and condensed milk.
 
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PunkyMonkey

I'm never going to catch up but it's so worth the time to ensure I don't miss a single chaos, you're keeping me going in this heat!

The recipe memes reminded me of whatever the hell it was she did to that tea and hot chocolate sachet in Edinburgh but whilst looking for that I found this which is, imo, far superior.

Eight years ago she posted this. Eight. Years.
She is never going to change.
 

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LennyBriscoe

She has to find the way herself. She’s previously mentioned a sponsor but I’m not sure if she has one at the moment. But can you imagine trying to guide Jack Monroe? There’s only so much a sponsor can do, the tough parts have to come from her. You can take a horse to water…
 
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traumatised sideboard

Since dear heart @Nottonightbabe asked how many recipes in the new book are recycled, I did some forensic Big Maths over a year ago and estimated that at least 16% of the 177 recipes on her post-it note wall were re-used from previous books, blogs or unethical partnerships with human rights violators Del Monte (serves zero). That means 16% of her work was already done and yet she's still titting about nearly 14 months later.
 
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NellieBoo

I worked with someone like this. Amongst other completely ridiculous and awful claims (such his Mum had died, then miraculously she was alive but had cancer) was the one where he had been headhunted by the prison service. Skipped the entire selection and interview process, just went for an informal chat . Where they gave him a uniform and told him to keep it, 'hang it on the back of the bedroom door' and contact them when he was ready.
 
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