Is she honestly claiming to have been doing all this on one of the rare nights she has her kid? So pathetic
Jack Monroe #356 I can put 30p in the mortgage, Harold!
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Didn't she have a Big Lovely Day planned for today? And I'm cringing myself into oblivion at her pretending she's spent the night "editing" rather than frantically tapping her wrist as she soaks up the squigs' adoration.
I HAVE to see this.
Anyone else think she literally needs a crisis team or something?
I’ve just re-read her unhinged pro bono jewish lawyer and screenshotted evidence tweets again and I genuinely think she needs help at this point. It’s not a normal way of thinking…
I’ve just re-read her unhinged pro bono jewish lawyer and screenshotted evidence tweets again and I genuinely think she needs help at this point. It’s not a normal way of thinking…
Thanks to everyone I guilt-tripped into saying nice things about me, especially when the facts are right there on your screen. Thanks to you angel tender flooflets with kind natures and disposable cash I can continue to be a piece of tit and (blushes) get paid for the job nobody hired me for. You need me.
(walks off leaving suspicious smelling bag on floor).
(walks off leaving suspicious smelling bag on floor).
The Frau upthread who said Jack’s parents are probably a bit scared of her/her reaction and so don’t pull her up on her behaviour - I completely agree.
Jack’s never really had a normal work environment to keep her more ego-maniacal tendencies in check either. “Working” alone is doing her no favours, I think. She grows more grandiose by the week, notwithstanding lying prostrate in a pile of blankets or whatever woe-is-me is happening at any given time. And she won’t get a normal job, not only because she’s doing quite well financing her life simply by tweeting occasionally, but because she couldn’t cope with having to be part of a team and answerable to someone.
It did make me laugh when she said on Twitter today/yesterday that she’d “lost” her 27k a year job. More economy with the truth; you resigned, you daft happ’eth!!!
Jack’s never really had a normal work environment to keep her more ego-maniacal tendencies in check either. “Working” alone is doing her no favours, I think. She grows more grandiose by the week, notwithstanding lying prostrate in a pile of blankets or whatever woe-is-me is happening at any given time. And she won’t get a normal job, not only because she’s doing quite well financing her life simply by tweeting occasionally, but because she couldn’t cope with having to be part of a team and answerable to someone.
It did make me laugh when she said on Twitter today/yesterday that she’d “lost” her 27k a year job. More economy with the truth; you resigned, you daft happ’eth!!!
It was a couple of years ago and it's all been deleted. But as I recall he retweeted JKR so called 'transphobic' tweet. Got absolutely piled on
. Then managed to duck a lot of transwomen off by dismissing them and THEN managed to duck a lot of women off by mansplaining what a woman is. Got himself in a terrible pickle. Poor little brocialist Ralfie.Thought this multiple times this week. I assume we're not allowed to make that call if the suicide baiting starts again, right?
As I live and breathe !- it's humble Jack, sharing the stage with spiritual Jack.
The white clad child sways, softly gently, singing softly gently, Jack steps up to the microphone, a single spotlight trained on her tear stained face.. Softly, gently, shyly she starts to sing, 'it must have been cold there in my shadow' her voice gains strength and confidence 't never have sunlight on your face, a single tear trickles down her check ''you were content to let me shine, that's your way'. slowly fade to black '. And cut!
I’m glad that there’s been a (mini) squig uprising, and agree that it might give others pause for thought about her.
I’m sure this has been said (I tried to follow the Fraus here, but have been ~ BUSY ~ with life), but the squids who say outlandish things about her make it too easy for her acolytes to bat away any suspicions about her. Particularly one chap who I thought had been quite effective and unafraid, then started repeatedly tweeting a recipe purporting to be from Jack, but that was clearly a pastiche of Jack’s recipe types, and had originally been posted as a joke by a different person. Pointless.
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squigs not squids
I’m sure this has been said (I tried to follow the Fraus here, but have been ~ BUSY ~ with life), but the squids who say outlandish things about her make it too easy for her acolytes to bat away any suspicions about her. Particularly one chap who I thought had been quite effective and unafraid, then started repeatedly tweeting a recipe purporting to be from Jack, but that was clearly a pastiche of Jack’s recipe types, and had originally been posted as a joke by a different person. Pointless.
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squigs not squids
even if Jack manages to bury the tweets critical of her by asking her squigs to tweet how lovely she is, and gets the blue tick love she seems to crave , all the critics will still be there . As will all the screenshots. next time the tip jar gets rattled,I’m sure there will be pushback from people questioning why non of the painstakingly typed out job applications have resulted in any job offers . Similarly if she is claiming her main income is only the £800 ish she says she gets from her Patreon plus a few macro/micro book royalties , there will be pushback again when she makes the next big purchase . The cost of living crisis is already affecting many people , but those people in Jacks grifting demographic may still have a bit of a buffer . What happens come October when most people, even those Comfortably middle class, start getting large energy bills or other price increases? The first think that will be cancelled when they take a closer look at their finances will be the Patreon subscriptions they forgot they had and/or have never benefited from. And as those squigs will still probably praise and defend Jack on Twitter , they still get to feel like they are supporting the plucky smol poverty campaigner.
No doubt there will still be enough Nigellas that stay subscribed to soften the blow a bit and give Jack a decent income but if Jack no longer gets the brand deals , or is rolled out as the go to poverty expert on Lorraine or LBC news, how will Jack reach more would be squigs and cash cows .
it’s probably nothing and a complete coincidence but Sir Matt of forearms ( who I still haven’t fully forgiven for liking Jack’s “professionally done” Greek braids), James Martin and Tom Kerridge all headline Pub in the Park , so presumably have some “ people” in common . Jack can get all the blue tick backing from actors, authors or comedians to soothe hernarc manic pixie soul, but it won’t lead to that delicious and possibly lucrative tv exposure.
No doubt there will still be enough Nigellas that stay subscribed to soften the blow a bit and give Jack a decent income but if Jack no longer gets the brand deals , or is rolled out as the go to poverty expert on Lorraine or LBC news, how will Jack reach more would be squigs and cash cows .
it’s probably nothing and a complete coincidence but Sir Matt of forearms ( who I still haven’t fully forgiven for liking Jack’s “professionally done” Greek braids), James Martin and Tom Kerridge all headline Pub in the Park , so presumably have some “ people” in common . Jack can get all the blue tick backing from actors, authors or comedians to soothe her
Off topic but Ozzy was a babe back in the day !
New Jack recipe just dropped.
ETA: Well worth clicking on the hashtag.
ETA: Well worth clicking on the hashtag.
Omg Sausage come and join us on the Food And Drink thread, we‘ve been fancying Thunderbirds characters!
Seriously though, if anyone wants to keep chatting but it’s off-topic, this is exact what the F&D thread is for!
Food and Drink #29
Come on in, we have ice pops, fully eco-friendly fans and something warming for our upside-down contingent.
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Death in Paradise star Ralf Little defends retweeting JK Rowling amid controversy
JK Rowling has been under fire following her comments on gender identity
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JK isn’t transphobic (IMO) but he explains himself well here! He’s now on my tit list for backing Jackie though!
Sorry, who did?
Or is it:
" Thanks to every blue tick who blew smoke up my arse. I promise not to blow the lid on your coke habits, sex orgies and addiction to slop."
Oh my, she can stoop lower! Honestly didn’t think she’d go as low as anti-Semitism. That is gross! Is that everyone who criticised/commented on Twitter or just the cabal? As you’re so famously forensic perhaps you could provide evidence? Oh, some of it happened on a Saturday? Case proven...lock em up! What are you called if you criticise on weekdays because Molly’s thread started on Monday?
A good thing about today is that Jack thinks she’s “won” and will behave accordingly. That's why we ended up here. She's tainted and no amount of fawning messages can fix that. A court case would be an absolute hoot - just a shame it's never going to happen.
A good thing about today is that Jack thinks she’s “won” and will behave accordingly. That's why we ended up here. She's tainted and no amount of fawning messages can fix that. A court case would be an absolute hoot - just a shame it's never going to happen.
I hope we can catch the next inflammatory tweet and delete from Jack. What next,“Prue Leith stole my teeth!”?
Ralf Little.
I don't actually know who he is but he looks like a little twit, so that's plenty!
V interesting given Jack's tweets
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