Wasn't there some kind of horse spunk lasagne chaos once upon a time?
Wasn't there some kind of horse spunk lasagne chaos once upon a time?Nope did they fuck! Off to the glue factory for them both!
Lazarus!!!!!! I hope they both had a lovely brush down then a nice nosebagNope did they fuck! Off to the glue factory for them both!
Christ. I've become hystericalLife is so much harder for Jack than other people.
*Scene, Jack enters her local shop*
Jack: Good Morning, has my copy of Grifter Weekly arrived yet?
Shop Man: DIE WHORE!
*Scene, Jack enters the Post Office*
Jack: Hi, I'd like to send a parcel to Nottingham
Post Office Man: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. DIEEEEEEEEE!
I think someone once collected a list of all the Jack personalities, based on whatever she was pretending to be an expert in that day? Polish Jack, Army Jack, Fire Jack. All 34 of them exodusing would be pretty funny, they'd all whinge about being shoved aside on their way to the doorWell there’s her, the sideboards and her massive ego. FFS.
Go well. X
has anyone got a picture with the pirate eye mask, please? just feel a need to change my profile pic at the moment. love to the fraus, x
I just googled it and IT’S A THING!I can’t get past the boiling down soap lie. I just can’t. The first, and most important, question is why? Use soap as soap, easy. My second question is - wouldn’t it just set again back to it’s hard soap state? So pouring it into a bottle would you not end up with a bottle of hard and unusable soap? Or does the water (how much?) prevent this? What bottle is she pouring it into? A glass one would be impractical at best, a plastic one would melt surely, unless she’s leaving the gloopy soap mix to set in the pan and then somehow pouring the set mixture into a plastic bottle. Why? It’s absolutely nonsensical. I am on the verge of trying this out myself to answer my own questions, but OH says I can’t ruin one of the pans and is it a step too far to buy a pan just to make JMs homemade soap made from soap? Perhaps. Perhaps not.
Can you do a brief synopsis? I don’t have the stamina to visit those threads. I’M EXHAUSTED.Christ on a bike, I can’t cope. It’s like the holy trinity of shitshows all decided to chaos in the same week, Jackanory, The artiste formally known as Jordan and Alice Evans. I don’t even read the news anymore. I don’t have time. My husband is wondering whether I am going to leave him for tattle as it’s getting very seriouswhat a week to be alive.
i love you. going to have do in the morning, but xxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'd dearly love to know when Hands left her employ and if she actually received any furlough money.You can’t dissolve an insolvent company - so if it owes a bounce back loan, that will stop it. You could have a creditors liquidation but the the creditors have a lot of control. I know some stupid people who think they can just not pay it back, not realising that the written off loans in the news relate to the ones given to professional scam artists from abroad, the uk resident companies and their directors will remain on the hook.
so I don’t think she got one of those loans if she managed to dissolve the company and settle with HMRC.
She looks like a panto villian, captain grifton. Argh!
What a dickhead
What the fuck is that! Arrr arrrr. Ha ha ha ha
That's spooky. I've just read that and yes, there are a lot of parallels with Jack. Well worth a read for anyone who hasn't read it.Yeah, was just reading this piece from American writer Lauren Hough (who I like) about another internet liar/grifter (Ana Mardoll) who just dissapeared from Twitter. Next to addressing the grifter and describing the dynamics also talks about what it meant for her to be called anti-trans by this grifter and his flying monkeys when there was no such evidence. Anyway, it reminded me a lot of Jack Monroe.
Who is Ana Mardoll
Every so often, I’ll get a message from someone saying they once knew a girl who grew up in the Family, the cult I was raised in. This started before I wrote the book and has only picked up since. They’ll call her different names, but we’ll call her Ellen, because that wasn’t her name. They’ll...laurenhough.substack.com
Also, her son is 12 now, she wrote this 5 years ago and said her sons mobile number was saved in the new phone. Did 7yr olds have mobile phones 5 years ago? I have an 8yr old nephew who would not be arsed with one.I'm sorry, Jack dropped the N-word? Claiming she was getting called the N-word over quote unquote 'moonshine mash'? She was off the chain even then!
I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.
Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…web.archive.org
That’s a kinder fate than being sent round to Jack’s place to “make Béchamel” #thickenintheovenNope did they fuck! Off to the glue factory for them both!
SHE'S BEHIND YOUShe looks like a panto villian, captain grifton. Argh!
Katie and Cole are still weapon grade cuntsCan you do a brief synopsis? I don’t have the stamina to visit those threads. I’M EXHAUSTED.
She can't even wear a fucking eyepatch properly.
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