Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Griftymcgriftface]

I'm sorry, Jack dropped the N-word? Claiming she was getting called the N-word over quote unquote 'moonshine mash'? She was off the chain even then!

I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.

Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…

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I thought she didn’t like potatoes?

 

[Limey]

Oh do name them. Blue ticks aren't squigs and can be shared.

Just checked and she's not actually a blue tick (surprised as its a big account), but has 12k followers

 

[NeoCortex]

Ugh. They just don’t want to be wrong about her.

Neither did I. New here, first lost any respect for JM after how nasty she was to Jamie Oliver but had no idea the scale of her grifting and cuntiness

Urgh. To be fair Jack is one of the few writers actually worse than Rhianna Pratchett. (You must know her famous works such as...errr the recent Tomb Raider games, which were not praised for their storytelling)

 

[MsGilmore]

I can’t keep up and may have to quit my job to do so!
It’s clearly one grift too far!

 

[Pimpinella]

The jack thread makes me feel so uncouth and poor at times, I wouldn't know the difference between a seamaster watch and an candy watch. . Also never heard of that fancy perfume that jack gets every birthday apart from those two years of hell

What fancy perfume? Eau De Improbable? "For the woman who doesn't have to try (to lie)"

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

You can get a decent, basic, does the job for £180....

From John Lewis though?

 

[HalcyonDays]

Aha like fuck she knows how to drive a forklift

Who do you think dug out and built all of Southend's roundabouts?

 

[NeoCortex]

Mumsnet, yikes

That may explain GMB the other day

 

[Captainmouse]

I'd guess first normal post back will be a pic of an IV line accompanied with the classic "I'm fine, but I don't want to talk about it"

Anyone can go to ae and they'll insert it routinely. I don't think jack is apposed to wasting resources for social media attention.

Urban decay 'black' eye anybody? Complete with A&E visit

 

[MistyWindows]

Well, I suppose it makes sense that she’s the biggest gaslighter to ever gaslight

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Actually I think the first tweet will be along the lines of..."Rish Mate"

 

[Candytuft]

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Aye. See the view from one of the rented hovels ? So poor. So ruddy poor.

 

[Candytuft]

Sweet corn goes out the same way it went in. It doesn’t even break down in the digestive tract (sorry) let alone mash.

 

[Lazarus]

I'm sorry, Jack dropped the N-word? Claiming she was getting called the N-word over quote unquote 'moonshine mash'? She was off the chain even then!

I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.

Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…

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Also, her son is 12 now, she wrote this 5 years ago and said her sons mobile number was saved in the new phone. Did 7yr olds have mobile phones 5 years ago? I have an 8yr old nephew who would not be arsed with one.

 

[Pocahontas]

I’m doing the new Fred, one of youse get ready to do a recap

I’ll think of sommat and do a poll

 

[bladiesla]

Two of my pro-Jack friends have messaged me today to say that their eyes have been opened. Is... is this what the last laugh feels like?!

Needless to say.....etc

 

[Limey]

I've been out frolicking in the sunshine TOOT TOOT and killed my phone battery - now back for a mega grunk of her flailing about in yet another chaos of her own making.

 

[TankGirl]

Then why the fuck did you write a big spiel about it??? Utter CUNT

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Mm much as the thought of fucking her makes me sick in my mouth one of the many things I’ve learnt about abusive relationship ms is that your money/finances are really not another persons business until there is genuine joint stuff going on …

 

[Dogmuck]

A now deceased relative of mine once went up to the actress who played Morag in Take the High Road to inform her her husband on the programme was having it off with someone else. There was definitely something similar wrong with them but I'm not sure what. All I can tell you is that they used to hoard gents slacks and Barcardi.

Jenny numbers, my very good friends dad was Dougal - it wasn’t him was it?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Just stop grifting you massive twat.

The grift is the only issue people have.

Pythagoras to Pi. BigMaffs strikes again.

Swing low Jack, unfortunately you aren’t our sweet chariot coming for to carry us home.