Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Vanelope]

The ghost of John Frieda* rattles his shampoo bottles at her as he wafts about the shitty bungalow.

*I don't know if John Frieda is alive or dead so this could be my RIP Viv.

He’s alive! I googled. John Frieda rip forever now. He was married to Lulu - she had some fun husbands. Who did well? Talia Balsam husband 1 George Clooney husband 2 almost more dreamy John Slattery. Well played.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

So she’s opted for the Shaggy defence then? It wasn’t me.

 

[Elastoblast]

A rusty spoon...

From the sideboard of doom

 

[MrsFawlty]

Life goals right there ...especially the purple negligee, rollers and a ciggy.

And a big box of Black Magic chocolates balanced on the candlewick beadspread.

 

[AnnRKey]

She pays £169 per month for her cooker????

Don't forget she will have the BIGGEST cooker ever

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I can not find this thread! - what section is in??

It’s in the “chat” section, the thread’s called “Jack monroe challenged on twitter” x

 

[kachoochoo]

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good try, but it's not though

 

[Bobtheknob]

Katie and Cole are still weapon grade cunts
There is a 3 year DV TR now against malice, she didn’t show as predicted and the evidence presented was even worse than anticipated. It includes all social media so no more drunken diatribes or ….

Ok, I’ve cracked. Off to the AE thread. 20 hour days………

 

[Yel]

Is trending on twitter personalised? I never interact with any jack stuff and I've got a long list, none of it jack

 

[TankGirl]

WOW, so, so very much WOW. I intended to join in the WTFing about the begging blog, but got sidelined by WTFing about that Twitter thread, then WTFing about how cult-like her followers are (some are even saying they don’t care “if” the grifting accusations are true, they support Jack anyway - WTF!), and now WTFing about Jack’s non-response bad mentals response. I’m all caught up now but I literally don’t know if I have enough WTF left to get me through till bedtime tonight.

Oh god me too Frau darling, me too, I am EXHAUSTED!!!

 

[StuffyStuff]

Bringing this over from the last thread.

That last Tweet is a real zinger. Jack is describing herself to a T.

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Yup. Projection and self-owning, right there. Said as much myself, at the close of the last thread.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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She looks like a panto villian, captain grifton. Argh!

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

So what we've been inspired by from her SM since her endorsing/launching/whatever the Superdrug value line, is that we fancy trying her melting soap, mixing it with water and putting it in a bottle to use as shower gel idea.

Helmans, Del Monte, Linda McCartney, Netflix, Superdrug Campaigns

Thankyou for all you do

 

[FeelingGroovy]

If the next thread title isn't 'no one should be donating to a character from a Pulp song', then there is no hope for this hellsite.

Absolutely x

 

[TillyMiffin]

This seems like the best solution for Jack's woes. Well done that Squig!

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Jack should move in with Nigella! What a superb idea. How can we make this happen?

Oh my god what’s WRONG with these people?!?

 

[HalcyonDays]

(Sorry....still figuring out how to copy/paste/quote. I'm a basic bitch....)
..It's like the gnomes in Harry Potter...they turn on one another pretty fast.
" It is rather easy to remove a gnome infestation, due to their low intelligence. Once you start the removal process, all of the gnomes flock to the surface, eager to see what is happening. Apparently, the sound of other gnomes screaming is entertaining to them, or they are simply confused as to what is happening."[/QUOTE]

 

[TankGirl]

She only has to scream MENTAL HEALTH down the phone at them asking for a comment and they will back off. There has been too many semi-famous people damaged or even worse by gotcha press.

Anyway - the AmazingThread from that gorgeous human that really gets it has shared this Tweet of the Week - if not of the year.

For your delectation.

Oh that’s perfect, she so is! She wants to live like common people, common people like me ….

 

[Lazarus]

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I just did a quote for a dog like hers this is what came up.

I done one too and called the dog Content. Content’s insurance on Meerkat was around £28pm.

 

[ishant]

Oh my god the make up! I’m sorry if that will cause any offence but all I can think of is Amber Heard and donating vs pledging etc etc

 

[Vanelope]

ahhhh church jack, so we meet again

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Missed this bit but can confirm I have a face… any faceless fraus around? Just like Caroline’s Russell brands we have faces