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Lasted until she got threatening with sweetcorn . Just couldn't!

Can't stop laughing as today's tardiness reminded me of my best timing fail... turning up at Luton airport to fly to Mallorca 24 hours early!
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My best was turning up for an interview a week early..... No, I didn't get the job the following week.
 
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How, in any way possible at all, is her latest Twitter profile better than her last one? I'd wager it's even worse.
 
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I have a little canker sore on my tongue, if you look them up it’s a little painful lesion usually on the tip of your tongue that comes about from feeling stressed or not getting enough sleep.

The result of having one is they last for 1-2 weeks, but for about four days of it it’s very painful to talk or eat, you have to be really careful. Like not to have salt on my chips and drink juice or Coke through a straw. I hate repeating myself, it makes me even more tired and more painful.

Which makes me think, why didn’t Jack just say something like that if she wanted to invent an injury that meant she had an ouchy mouth? It’s hard to prove she didn’t have one, but instead she’s gone for a 50p shaped hole and biting down to a nerve that doesn’t exist? It’s always like she has to have the most pain and biggest injury anyone has ever had, she’s honestly a cunt.
 
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This might shock you but she’s had presenter training!
Also she’s been doing this for SIX WEEKS plus the two weeks on DKL. She has one 10 year old child, I don’t see why she can’t commit her working hours to preparing herself for this job she’s being paid well for.
 
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I’m very behind - sorry!
 
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Louisa blocking her number and unfollowing her social media is the kindest thing she could do.
 
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Her reaction to the end of this is very emotional teenager at the end of the school play to me. Making out it was such a meaningful life event to all concerned, when the audience politely endured it... Not that we politely endured it
 
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It's no good. I'm a few threads behind, I've just logged into Twitter and there she is again with her Bye For Now! endless bloody posts. I gather there's a disabled cat, so now she has somebody to play "my ailment is worse than yours" with. I didn't think anybody could be worse than my mother. I can't catch up. I give up. I can't even flounce. Why does she think that picture is better? Why do we have to watch her turning out inedible slop on a regular basis? Who the hell is making this food? Urgh. Where's the wine?
 
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