Jack Monroe #36 Drawers of toys, drawers of pills, she needs 5 sideboards for all the lies

[Jelly Bean]

Title thanks to @PoorPatrol (sorry had to be redacted for length and a rude word).

The last thread saw our Jack:

• Get a disabled kitten we are all worried about
• Post ridiculous manipulated photos to show how thin she is
•Congratulate herself on the success of her Hellman's sh.....(no sorry I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face FFS).

 

[moglits]

From the other thread - it was quite rightly asked what Jack has actually done to help people during the pandemic.

SHE BROUGHT US EVIL WITCHES TOGETHER.

 

[skintsocks]

I just lost my head on the other thread and it closed before my eyes. It's a sign, I tell you! *deep breath, have a glass of wine*

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I love the previous thread recap! This is a development I am HERE FOR

 

[hydeist]

 

[Cbacooking]

Was week two the week where her friend was roped in and Nims. Could that be the mystery week

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

The kitten is here....

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

Guys I’m absolutely furious my thread title wasn’t picked. It’s disappointing because I’m actually friends with @PoorPatrol ’s kid........

 

[crystaleyesd]

Oh...no...

 

[bananasplit88]

Hang on, am I going mad? When she graced us with her presence last Wednesday (aka best tattle day ever) did she not admit that DKL and the mayo tit show were terrible and she’d done an awful job on them? Didn’t she say she’d had a bad day the previous day due to work? So she knows she is a tit presenter and she’s now crowing on social media about what a great job she did?

 

[crystaleyesd]

PRETZEL. bleeping. KITTEH.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I just want to say something - I assume Jack’s lawyers Jack’s friends Jack WHOEVER is still around. If you have any sense of decency *at all*, PLEASE can you not use a disabled cat as social media currency? If you want to care for it and try to rehabilitate it, that’s wonderful! Seriously! But we don’t need to know its every struggle. So, please - can you NOT? Do something in private for a change! I can't bear it.

 

[no-no]

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Beat me to it! Not edited “why you always lying?”

Spoiler: The Profile Pic

^ wavey. 4/10 for the editing.

Seriously though, I think this is so dangerous and I can’t stand liars. Compare the collarbones to the same hour (looks like she’s sharpened it on pic above, too):

The reason she’s posed in a grey top next to a grey backdrop is obvious. Messed up and pathetic. And the kitten Where are all the other animals?

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Oh...no...

Oh god he's so beautiful I could cry. I’m not sure I can deal with what’s to come

 

[Silver Linings]

Hang on, am I going mad? When she graced us with her presence last Wednesday (aka best tattle day ever) did she not admit that DKL and the mayo tit show were terrible and she’d done an awful job on them? Didn’t she say she’d had a bad day the previous day due to work? So she knows she is a tit presenter and she’s now crowing on social media about what a great job she did?

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

I just lost my head on the other thread and it closed before my eyes. It's a sign, I tell you! *deep breath, have a glass of wine*

I was going to reply to your comment right at the end of the last thread but it got locked before I could. Don’t worry about catching up. Just dive right in. If there’s a joke that you don’t get, just ask, we’re a friendly cabal of hausfraus. Never mind what JM says about us.

 

[Harrybosch]

Theory: she saw at least three people on this thread talk about Ian Hislop and had to get the attendance back on herself. Well, you've done it, Monroe.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Oh...no...

Does anyone else think Jack looks like she's had botox? Her forehead looks shiny and her eyebrows quite arched, and one of eyes looks like it's being pulled upwards. Either that or dodgy filters.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Saint_clemmie]

I don’t edit my pics...that magic IPhone 11 strikes again

- not going to talk about the cat because I just can’t.