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‘As we say in show business...that a wrap!’

This isn’t me trying to be witty, this is Jack’s actual words!.
 
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Christ, a special type of purgatory, right?
This has been going on for nearly AN HOUR.
Why does she interrupt so much?
The interruption thing is an ADHD/self regulation problem to be fair. I'm getting better at it but I stop myself and apologise and allow the other person to speak. I also was having specialist trauma therapy (on a break as I can't work at the moment so can't afford it) which has improved a lot of my fucking irritating/accidentally obstructive stress related habits/tics etc 100% within a relatively short time.
Also I would be utterly horrifying at a job like this so guess fuckin what I would never attempt to pursue such a thing
 
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Damnit it keeps freezing cos my son's on the Xbox. Curses!
Bloody kids , always getting in the way of the important stuff!
 
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An insta live which a hundred people are watching is not showbiz!
 
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I've got sixteen pages to Grunka.

I had to remove my earphones when she RELENTLESSLY stirred whatever the fuck was in that bowl because it went on for HOURS and I have misophonia
 
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Not sure if mentioned already (I'm low level Grunking from page 15 so just popping into current time) but The Batch Lady has done kids lunches for £15 for This Morning. Nothing groundbreaking but perfectly nice, easy food.

 
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So Hellman’s have paid her over a grand to show us how to spread mayo and spices onto a corn on the cob? Right?

Anticipating a spike in next quarter’s sales, and record breaking share value as this mayo will be flying off the fucking shelves with such compelling and innovative use cases!
 
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Shes feeling emosh...with relief I imagine because she knows she doesn't have to cringe her way through another one of those shit shows again
 
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Still trying to catch up but this reminded me of my most traumatic pet experience. I've had a lot over the years - bunnies, Guinea pigs, a vicious gerbil I adored. Cats, dogs etc.

I took a fancy to ferrets and got a beautiful pair. Absolutely gorgeous, lovely pets. Apart from the day I went to let them out and they'd actually torn each other apart. It was so horrifying I had to burn the hutch to the ground. A gamekeeper I know told me it was because they'd felt under threat from something in the garden, possibly a fox, and taken it out on each other. Never ever again.

Anyway, back to the Grunka.
 
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