That song was my introduction to great poetry. My mum loved poetry but I thought it was shit until I heard that song. I actually had to visit a library to find more of Coleridge's work. I've learned a lot about history, war and politics listening to metal.I love the fact that Iron Maiden did a song based on it, which is described as a very abridged retelling.
It's nearly 14 minutes long.
Can a frau find the clip of her plinky plonking on the piano? One handed and looking wistful? I've tried but can't.
Obviously, I won't watch it because it's burned into my memory where I was very close to dying of The Cringe.
Or Jimmy Pursey's (him of Sham 69 fame) interpretive dance which Mr Pav once showed me on YouTube. Thats who Jack reminds me of. And I hoot my head off every timeShe's not heard of Michael Clark's dance company then
I love Iron maiden. My elder sibling by quite a few years used to play it in our home, so I knew them from quite early on and was always awed by their music and terrified of Eddie.That song was my introduction to great poetry. My mum loved poetry but I thought it was shit until I heard that song. I actually had to visit a library to find more of Coleridge's work. I've learned a lot about history, war and politics listening to metal.
Also that song has the most classic Maiden galloping riff I've ever heard. \m/
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Steve Harris, the bassist, writes most of their songs and I always think of his lyrics as poetic. Eddie's not as scary looking as Jack and her teef though, is he?I love Iron maiden. My elder sibling by quite a few years used to play it in our home, so I knew them from quite early on and was always awed by their music and terrified of Eddie.
I'm fascinated by the smirk as she bangs out the same note over and over again. "They'll eat this up!"
I still have absolutely no idea what she's trying to play in this clip, but I do enjoy her head sort of bobbing as if she's really into it.
I LOVE that within the first few seconds of this video she rubs her nose, does a massive gak sniff, and then immediately calls herself a “coke book author”Hang on to your arseholes.
The camera's wobbling so this wasn't even a tripod job - she forced somebody to film her assaulting that poor piano. God, no wonder they all LEAVE.
Jack Monroe's Piano Concerto For 1 in the key of terrible xI still have absolutely no idea what she's trying to play in this clip, but I do enjoy her head sort of bobbing as if she's really into it.
BATOoh yes me, I love this show so much! I do see her more as Evie Russell, the emotional vampire that Colin dates, but Colin the energy vampire works too as she is such a drain. Also she now clearly has a hell hound . Highly recommend this show to all fraus very funny,
All I could think of during that, was my piano teacher shouting "oranges in your hands!" at me for the first few months. Also... Hands, plural. More than one hand is available for tinkling the ivories. See also Caroline with the Hands. The gammon-fisted embarrassment of it.I’m so confused. Are we supposed to be awed by that one-handed piano key tapping? It’s at times like this we don’t just need an eyeroll, we need a puckered sphincter emoji.
Why on earth does she post this stuff?! She’s like a three year old showing you a poo they’ve done in the toilet all by themselves that they want you to be really impressed by.
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Answer: Making a twat of yourself online again.
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