Vinegar and tomatoes? Maybe it's because I was raised Italian but I was always told to put some sugar in for every tin of tomatoes to cancel out the acidity. I can feel the enamel coming off my teeth just reading the recipe. Oh maybe this is the origin of her teeth woes?Let’s not forget her classic recipe for Triple Tomato Soup.
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I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
I think I can confidently state, that if I ate this, I could shit through the eye of a needle at 30 paces.
Theres only one thing I can imagine that would be worse than Jack Monroe talking to me on the phone. And that would be Jack Monroe reciting her slam poetry at me down the phone.I can honestly say I wouldn't talk to her on the phone even if she handed me a phone with it already ringing her. Nope, not a chance. Of she didn't bore me tears, she would drive me round the bend with her endless shiite talk!
I'm grunking, so apologies if this lands mid-chaos... But I'm invoking the squigs from last nights fight - "you zoomed in? You effing pervert!!"It's on the infamous collar tag!
No one ever has tomato soup and thinks hmm I know what this needs, more soup! (Especially not @MancBee)Let’s not forget her classic recipe for Triple Tomato Soup.
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I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
She's so desperate for drama. We've ignored the number so she started some pointless beef with the "sentient hams" and even they can't be arsed.Whenever you grunk Jack (and we know you do) no one is going to ring you, or go to your house. Or whatever you think we are going to do to, hoping you can use it to ‘bring down tattle’ or whatever.
Everything about this is ridiculous… but at first the vinegar is optional “if you fancy” then it is a instruction: add the vinegar.Let’s not forget her classic recipe for Triple Tomato Soup.
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I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
Or phone sex chat. Bloody hell. 'I am in bed with a pot of self love stew, it's hot,it's sloppy baby.'Theres only one thing I can imagine that would be worse than Jack Monroe talking to me on the phone. And that would be Jack Monroe reciting her slam poetry at me down the phone.
Didn't she claim she couldI mean this might be a tad paranoid but I reckon she’s posted it cos she’s hoping a member of the canal will be daft enough to call it. And then she can triangulate them using her Mossad-level triangulation skills which will allegedly lead her all the way up to the front door.
seriously, though - she just wants another stalking storyline. Hasn’t been one of those for a while. Or it’s all about Harold, as other Fraus have speculated
Oh to have the kind of leisurely lifestyle where you can get up late, drink a laxative smoothie and have a nice relaxed shit before heading to the hammock to argue with strangers on Twitter for 12 hours straight.I think I can confidently state, that if I ate this, I could shit through the eye of a needle at 30 paces.
When I was a teen we used to always laugh at the ads for phone sex lines in the scuzzier tabloids. They were usually accent-based - horny geordie girls, horny Scottish girls, horny cockneys, etc but sometimes it would be call xxx for and then a specific scenario.Or phone sex chat. Bloody hell. 'I am in bed with a pot of self love stew, it's hot,it's sloppy baby.'
' now i am rubbing table salt and eucalyptus leaves ( from the garden, over my lady bit, does it turn you on baby'
Perhaps she thinks it’s like the old movies where the police get someone to stay on the line for as long as possible to trace the call. And then they’re like “We found the kidnapper! He’s at 123 Bungalow Road!”Didn't she claim she couldeveryone to their front door by their IP address?
She couldn’t she’d never keep them on the hook long enough to make any money. They’d be asking for a refund.When I was a teen we used to always laugh at the ads for phone sex lines in the scuzzier tabloids. They were usually accent-based - horny geordie girls, horny Scottish girls, horny cockneys, etc but sometimes it would be call xxx for and then a specific scenario.
The one that has always stuck in my head was girl flashes tits while eating chips, which seemed really oddly specific and also bizarre for a phone line? But it does make me think there could be a market for girl eats bedsoup sexily. Go on, Jack, do it for the spite orangery!
She's small potatoes and they don't want to chew the fat but she still gets to sit back and ride the gravy train.She's so desperate for drama. We've ignored the number so she started some pointless beef with the "sentient hams" and even they can't be arsed.
Urgggggh, what the fucking hell is that!Nothing like belly pork? Surely not?!
Lest we forget #suppernannyOh my god I forgot about #thunderclap and I have just cringed myself inside out all over again
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