I think she does those just for Tattle. Then deletes them cos she knows we have got them screenshot.
Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down
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JFC how many dried mushrooms does one person need? She's never done drying them yet never are they mentioned as an ingredient in anything she makes.
If I didn't know any better I'd think she was lying!
'You're not Greek, Jack' for next thread title
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Remember when Jack said you could 'cook' Smart Price frozen fish by covering it with the juice from a tin of pineapple rings and sticking it in the fridge. lols.
NO ONE ASKED
Urgh she is ruining my enjoyment of almost Cyprus style heat by suggesting her vile depressipies.
Call me Mystic Hotes again! I invested £1.50 in a box of 20 mr freezes and I’m going to see how many I can eat in one day (so far-4)
ETA. #filter #enhance tool
The wrappers have little facts about the wildlife we’re killing by eating ice from plastic wrappers
issues at the Mirror
honest 
yes Jack, I agree that two days of boasting about working from a hammock in the garden of a large house whilst others struggle to and from their flats to work on boiling hot busses, is indeed indicative of inherent privilege.
PSA for any ninnies wanting to try the orange sugar - go go go get your peels (0p) out on the patio!
Why in the name of feck would someone blend chickpeas with mayo to make "stretchy hummus" 
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Have I entered a parallel universe where ready made hummus is not widely and cheaply available?
?Have I entered a parallel universe where ready made hummus is not widely and cheaply available?
THANK YOU. Tzatziki is Greek, hummus is about as Greek as braids ie, not very.
Christ. It's like she swoops into action at the mere mention of a weather warning like a kitchen SWAT team.
Jack makes out like Tesco are data mining every single bit of her life without realising that: A) she owns a load of Apple products that probably track EVERYTHING and B) she bleeping Tweet's every single thought, no matter how fleeting, that comes into her head.Maybe I’m too naive/blasé about it but I really don’t give a crap if Tesco know I pop in every week for milk. We’re being tracked pretty much everywhere and if it saves me some money then
My record is 9, which I did other week. I "share" them with my housemate and have had to make several trips to Tesco (collecting my clubcard points - screw you Jack) to replace our stash as I have been powering through!
On topic - my god some of those suggestions for heatwave snacks are grim AF. Peach curry roll, weird prunes, oats, peanut butter concoctions
she must be trolling us surely??
Jack can’t be arsed to go to more than one supermarket to shop around. She can only do that when she is making a spite trifle.
Trying to bury the braids?
True.
Word of advice for what NOT to do: don't exchange them for Hotels.com vouchers. i've been saving my points and exchanged £30 of vouchers for £90 of Hotels.com vouchers, and you have to go through hotels.com/tesco to use them. When you go through using this link, the price is dearer than it is if you go through it without adding the tesco link to the end. It is safe to say i am LIVID. if i'd known they were as sneaky, i'd have exchanged them for pizza express.
Just sayin the mushrooms might not be off the dinner variety... It may also explain why she thinks her food looks and is amazing.
Beaker! With a kumquat
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